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She likes to run naked in groves of palm trees.
 
Lures men into her bosum and then flies away with them
 
Has been seen doing the chicken dance before he enters Walmart.
 
Visits Walmart to see naked old guys dance.
 
Sounds a death knell for threads he posts to.
 
Dresses up as the grim reaper and visits beaches in Florida.