Stifling a Yawn

[DaveyR]

We all know that yawns are infectious. How do you successfully banish a yawn for everyone's sake?

 

[sbeBen]

We all know that yawns are infectious. How do you successfully banish a yawn for everyone's sake?

I like to put my hand over it/he and hope it/he dies of suffocation!!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin1:

 

[invisibleman]

By yawning. Never refusing one's natural impulse or tendencies, prevents manifestions later on. :smile:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Swallow it.

 

[Mem]

Tell the mods that the yawn spells American with a K and have them check to see if it is a multiple account of those guys that were here a short time ago with their KKK like rantings.

 

[snoozan]

The report post button?

 

[DaveyR]

The report post button?

Does that stop you yawning?

 

[Pecker]

I clamp my jaws and try not to make the nostril flare look too obvious.

 

[frizzle]

Wow, I literally just read something about yawning in a paper. It's something to do with the body warning others and ourselves that sleep is needed for a healthy body.

 

[arliss]

read between the lines

 

[sbeBen]

Tell the yawn to fuck off, along with a "guiltrip"!

 

[psidom]

i direct the yawn to my ears somehow.

 

[B_Edward Yawn]

How to become a Mormon:

1. Pray to know that Joseph Smith was a prophet.
2. Pray to know that the Book of Mormon is true.

That's all you need to do. Good luck.

 

[Mem]

Wow, I literally just read something about yawning in a paper. It's something to do with the body warning others and ourselves that sleep is needed for a healthy body.

That's obvious.

I heard that yawing also has to do with the brain not getting enough oxygen. So when I feel yawns coming on I take several deep breaths.

It's funny how they are contagious. The other day I saw someone in the care behind me yawn after I did. (and they didn't see me, so they did not yawn because of me)

 

[DaveyR]

How to become a Mormon:

1. Pray to know that Joseph Smith was a prophet.
2. Pray to know that the Book of Mormon is true.

That's all you need to do. Good luck.

12 replies with good advice and none of them worked

 

[dreamer20]

How do you successfully banish a yawn for everyone's sake?

Go to sleep.:smile:

 

[Ethyl]

Go to sleep.:smile:

That's what I did. 10 hours worked wonders for me. :biggrin1:

 

[camper joe]

Just take a deep breath and forge on soon or later the yawn will leave.

 

[sbeBen]

Just take a deep breath and forge on soon or later the yawn will leave.

I hope we will all ignore the yawn from now on.:frown1:

 

[AlteredEgo]

Pretend it isn't happening.