Strange Behaviour

[Catchoftheday]

Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time

 

[melis]

That is indeed a mystery! I don't know what the other ladies might be thinking! As for me, I'm just shy...

 

[Catchoftheday]

That is indeed a mystery! I don't know what the other ladies might be thinking! As for me, I'm just shy...

I can understand that, you probably noticed I am a bit shy myself :redface:

 

[B_Nick8]

I'm sure when you post a face pic they'll be pounding down your door. :wink:

 

[NightFish]

Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time

You could always go shag yourself...

 

[Catchoftheday]

I'm sure when you post a face pic they'll be pounding down your door. :wink:

I did once, but I thinl everybody was too busy swooning over my photo to actually talk to me :redface::frown1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

You could always go shag yourself...

I don't think I can ..even if it was physically possible I'd probably need to be gay

 

[crescendo69]

If I were a lady, I would feel intimidated by someone who refers to himself as "the most attractive man on the planet". Perhaps a little more humility on your part would do it for them. Good luck.

 

[Catchoftheday]

If I were a lady, I would feel intimidated by someone who refers to himself as "the most attractive man on the planet". Perhaps a little more humility on your part would do it for them. Good luck.

Well I've only just described myself as that, before I was being ever so 'umble and that clearly wasn't working. So I have decided to be more honest

 

[crescendo69]

Try a middle ground; not too humble or conceited.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

I think you are fuuunnnnyyyy! Do I detect ginger hair? Very sexy!

And to others trying to down him, he's just having fun!

 

[B_dumbcow]

Why, I am the most attractive bovine on this site and nobody has asked me for anything apart from milk...

They must all be blind.

 

[Catchoftheday]

I think you are fuuunnnnyyyy! Do I detect ginger hair? Very sexy!

And to others trying to down him, he's just having fun!

Detect ginger hair? If you need a closer inspection ...:redface:
Having fun? No one has asked me for a shag, is that fun :biggrin1:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Why, I am the most attractive bovine on this site and nobody has asked me for anything apart from milk...

They must all be blind.

I'm thinking all the offers have been lost in the post...

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Why, I am the most attractive bovine on this site and nobody has asked me for anything apart from milk...

They must all be blind.

Well, that is a very big, soft nose...:wink:

 

[B_dumbcow]

I'm thinking all the offers have been lost in the post...

Must have been. That is the only possible explanation.

Well, that is a very big, soft nose...:wink:

:biggrin1: I know, do you want to touch it? It's all wet.

 

[Mushroom Maniac]

Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time

No worries, Catch, it's just a distance thing for me. :wink:

 

[Catchoftheday]

No worries, Catch, it's just a distance thing for me. :wink:

Ok - Thanks for thinking about it :redface:

 

[B_Nick8]

I don't think I can [fuck myself]..even if it was physically possible I'd probably need to be gay

Oh, it is physically possible, and if you fall any more in love with yourself, you could probably be considered such :wink:

 

[Catchoftheday]

Oh, it is physically possible, and if you fall any more in love with yourself, you could probably be considered such :wink:

Well as I'm clearly not getting any better offers I will have to go for that, I expect that I can find the instructions on the internet some place :biggrin1: