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[kloffus2000]

Recently in the UK there was a TV programme about John Binden who was an actor (Get Carter) and gangster in London in the 60s and 70s. Several speakers on the programme talked of Binden's party trick. ( He gave a "command performance" for Princess Maragret at her house on the island of Mustique.)
He was a spectacularly well endowed fellow ( one speaker guessed 12") In Britain at that time we had half pint beer mugs made of thick dimpled glass and with a handle. Binden's trick was to hang several of these mugs on his erect dick. He was said to be able to get five or six on. I estimate the glasses weighed about 400 g each and were about 8cms in diameter.
To support 5 or 6 of these on one's erect penis is quite a feat I think.

I was wondering if any of you big guys had similar accomplishments.
I have a picture of a guy who has a white tubular steel chair hanging from his erect dick and another of someone supporting what might be brick but it is a very unclear photo.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

... Several speakers on the programme talked of Binden's party trick. ( He gave a "command performance" for Princess Maragret at her house on the island of Mustique.) He was a spectacularly well endowed fellow ( one speaker guessed 12") In Britain at that time we had half pint beer mugs made of thick dimpled glass and with a handle. Binden's trick was to hang several of these mugs on his erect dick. He was said to be able to get five or six on. I estimate the glasses weighed about 400 g each and were about 8cms in diameter. To support 5 or 6 of these on one's erect penis is quite a feat I think...

Ummm, unless he stapled the head of it to his tummy after hanging the 5-6 beer mugs or Princess Margaret was holding the other end of it jump-rope style, I find this a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetle hard to swallow.


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[D_alex8]

The original source of this claim about John Bindon (correct spelling!) is Kitty Kelly's book The Royals, a bizarre blend of near-fact and total-fiction which is still prohibited from being sold in the UK due to its questionable claims.

 

[kloffus2000]

I agree it does seem impossible but several people on the programme told the same story in different ways and in different situations. One was Princess Margaret's friend and neighbour on Mustique. The other two were actors who had known him. Maybe they have all got together to promote the hoax but it is the second time I've heard one of them tell it in different interviews. ( BTW- Thanks for checking my spelling of Bindon's name.)

Did you look at the attachment of the dickhanger?
Once I couold manage a towel ( about 200g only). Not any longer alas.

 

[ledroit]

Ummm, unless he stapled the head of it to his tummy after hanging the 5-6 beer mugs or Princess Margaret was holding the other end of it jump-rope style, I find this a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetle hard to swallow.


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I heard the same story in Wash DC from a gay VIP who was a favorite confidante of Princess Margaret's and a frequent companion on her cruises. She was apparently not an easy person. Strange that she liked him.

 

[twistedwrister]

i can do the towel trick. that's not that big of a deal. i think i could do more if i was bigger too. it helps that my erections are of a very high angle.

 

[kwc4you2003]

I'm able lift quite a lot of weight on my penis. I can lift my sofa with my gf on it. Is that not normal??

 

[D_alex8]

I'm able lift quite a lot of weight on my penis. I can lift my sofa with my gf on it. Is that not normal??

That depends how much your girlfriend weighs and whether it's a two- or three-seater sofa.

 

[tallguypns]

I routinely use my penis to lift my car when I have a flat. Gives new meaning to "jacking it"

 

[Honey_Grrrl83]

Mmmmm......my boyfriend has never tried anything like that,but he did put a donut around his cock once and I ate it off:tongue:

 

[DirtyJ018]

Mmmmm......my boyfriend has never tried anything like that,but he did put a donut around his cock once and I ate it off:tongue:

Now THAT's hot!

 

[B_RoysToy]

Mmmmm......my boyfriend has never tried anything like that,but he did put a donut around his cock once and I ate it off:tongue:

I hope he was flaccid, because the donut hole just isn't big enough for a decent size dick to go through. He "put a donut around his cock" doesn't say "through the hole", however. Would you graphically explain?

 

[sexycobra]

I have to agree with RoysToy, I'm not sure how you can put a "large" erect penis through the hole of a donut. I'm wondering about this story...

 

[Honey_Grrrl83]

I put it around his cock while he was still flaccid,hee hee:tongue: We used it as a "warm up":tongue:

 

[ceg1526]

I used to do the hatrack trick, but haven't tried in years. I've got no idea how much a Stetson weighs.

Take care

Ceg

 

[B_RoysToy]

I put it around his cock while he was still flaccid,hee hee:tongue: We used it as a "warm up":tongue:

So, are we to understand that as his dick hardened the donut didn't split into pieces? I'm not huge by any means, but I've never seen a donut that could withstand my erected cock.

I was entertained once listening to a German friend tell how he, along with a group of fellow solders, had a contest to see which of them could 'carry' the most water in a pail with it hanging from their erected dicks. Boys will be boys!

 

[Roadster Steve]

Suddenly, I have a renewed interest in the German armed forces. -S

 

[B_RoysToy]

Suddenly, I have a renewed interest in the German armed forces. -S

From the experience I've had, Steve, your interest won't be misspent:wink:

 

[kloffus2000]

Good to see a few guys are still reading this thread. Thanks, Roy for your reminiscence. Do you remember how much water the guy who won the contest could carry?

Any of you hung youngsters out there prepared to give it a try using a plastic bucket?

 

[Gisella]

Wow hanging a chair on a hard penis...and than its trully possible i was not imagine it was...:tongue:

An erection must be firm as a rock, at least to me...