TattooedMamaMeg is smelly pirate hooker, and thats why I love her

[B_Think_Kink]

I love Meggy!!! Such a great and funny person... I missed this as an appreciation thread... because I didn't realize that smelly pirate hooker would be a way to appreciate someone

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Meg's quickly becoming one of my favorite posters here.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I missed this as an appreciation thread... because I didn't realize that smelly pirate hooker would be a way to appreciate someone

You and me both!!! :tongue:


I love you guys!!!!!

 

[Ethyl]

Better keep an eye on your booty. Narrrgh!

Here's to you, Meg. Smelly pirate hooker or not, you're a breath of fresh air in this joint

:beerchug2:

 

[Riven650]

LPSG is a better place with you around TattooedMamaMeg. And it's good to see that most of my other long term favourite members are already singing your praises.

But how on earth do you hook a smelly pirate? And why? It beats me.

 

[chicagosam]

DISCLAIMER: This message is brought to you by the TattooedMamaMeg Appreciation Society. Anybody who is interested should send along a note expressing just how badly you would love to fuck her.

Whoops! I forgot to send along the note, and I just fucked her. Thanks, TattooedMamaMeg. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Wanna do it again? This time fast, rough, and hard.:biggrin1:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Whoops! I forgot to send along the note, and I just fucked her. Thanks, TattooedMamaMeg. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Wanna do it again? This time fast, rough, and hard.:biggrin1:

I love it fast rough and hard!

 

[chicagosam]

I love it fast rough and hard!

Get ready, baby! Incoming!

 

[Pecker]

Shiver me timbers, Meg, if ya ain't enough ta get me an' me wooden leg off'n this here scow.

ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I love it fast rough and hard!

Sounds like rodeo sex to me!:biggrin:

 

[chicagosam]

Sounds like rodeo sex to me!:biggrin:

Yeehaw!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yeehaw!

Just don't get thrown too early & try to last more than 8 seconds.:biggrin1: :tongue:

 

[chicagosam]

Just don't get thrown too early & try to last more than 8 seconds.:biggrin1: :tongue:

While you've been off catering to Kink, I've been here bareback riding TTMamaMeg who currently seems to be able to handle anything I give her and more. This could be a whole weekend long ride with her!

 

[SassySpy]

I already liked TMM's honesty and unpretentious nature- but she won my heart when she shaved her head for charity. Being a social worker, I see far too little giving and lots of taking- Meg's a giver and adorable :kiss:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

While you've been off catering to Kink, I've been here bareback riding TTMamaMeg who currently seems to be able to handle anything I give her and more. This could be a whole weekend long ride with her!

A whole weekend long ride? I hope so!!! But hey, why stop with a weekend? I have vacation time. :biggrin1:

 

[chicagosam]

A whole weekend long ride? I hope so!!! But hey, why stop with a weekend? I have vacation time. :biggrin1:

And my summer break and my male apparatus is 11 weeks and inches long! You're gonna be walking funny all summer, Lady, but the smile on your face should more than make up for it.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

And my summer break and my male apparatus is 11 weeks and inches long! You're gonna be walking funny all summer, Lady, but the smile on your face should more than make up for it.

You're awesome. :biggrin1: :tongue:

 

[chicagosam]

You're awesome. :biggrin1: :tongue:

Gee, golly, willickers! Is that what you tell all the boys with big ones? *blushes*

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Gee, golly, willickers! Is that what you tell all the boys with big ones? *blushes*

No, just hot boys with big ones. :wink:

 

[chicagosam]

No, just hot boys with big ones. :wink:

*unzips and springs into action—schwing!*