Telling your ex off...

[ballgagsnippleclamps]

I had fun doing it to mine last night... had no freaking idea she was back from Florida. Went something like...

walks over to me sitting at the bar...

"something cute" she said.

"Yeah we haven't talked in ten months lets not break that trend."

"Things don't have to be this way." she replied.

"Yeah, yeah they do. I took an inventory of things, and I really don't need your flighty crap in my life anymore."

"Well..." gets cut off.

"And there's no way in hell I'm fucking you tonight."

At that point her's, my 2 friends and the bartenders mouths all drop open. And she walked away.

Part of the new philosophy, ex's are ex's for a reason.

Soooo I'm up for story time, anyone else for a good telling off the ex?

 

[The Dragon]

Well done my sweet!!! More power to you.
Dragonfly

 

[rich-9.8]

Luckily, I never run into my ex!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I did the sensible thing and buried all mine under the patio.

Ex's are ex's because there was some reason you didn't get along with them, if I don't want them as a partner I don't want them as a friend either.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I did the sensible thing and buried all mine under the patio.

Before or after you watched that episode of Brooky? :tongue:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I was their inspiration although lately I'm more like that crabby old cow Blanche off Coronation st.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Surely not. Don't put yourself down! lol. At least compare to an Eastender's character :tongue:

 

[deleted105034]

It must feel great to be able to say that to your ex...

Unfortunately I was the one who got told last time!

 

[D_klonegeek05]

3 months into our separation she says "You have no idea how tough it is... do you want me to tell you how tough it is?" I immediately said "No, this was your idea... now live with it!"

 

[socoken]

I told her I would have wasted my life trying to make her happy, and now I dont have to. Living well is the best revenge, and I am.

 

[No_Strings]

I've never not had a good relationship with an ex, so I've never had the need to tell them off. I figure if sexual relationship doesn't work out, but we still felt enough to start one, then it's likely we were meant to be friends and simply misinterpreted our feelings for one another in the beginning. :smile:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

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I did the sensible thing and buried all mine under the patio.

Something tells me you got your inspiration from ARSENIC & OLD LACE. there, sp.

 

[blacklibran1]

My ex is a major asshole..he spit on me etc..I was a skinny guy with no selfesteem and no confidence..well I hit the gym and changed my life. I was offered a photo spread with abercronbie and fitch and had these amazing pics done.. I was relocating to los nageles and ran into him before I moved..he was in shock over how much I had changed. He of course tried to smooth things over and hook up again...I am blew him off..so hard core..its funny how you fantasize about that moment for the longest and when it happens ..its never how you imagined it..anyway I sent him a photo of my shirtless with the most amzing abs ever...and wrote dear mathew..have a nice life...see you around... it was the gest payback. He's fat now. Poor guy..yes living weel is the best revenge

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Mine lives all the way accross the country,I still think that there should be an ocean between us.

 

[blacklibran1]

Sometimes it burns me that our relatuionship ended..I am still in love with him..but I can accept being treated like shit..especially when you gave all you coud and loved hard....the only regret I had or still have is that its hard to let go of bitterness and anger...that takes time. But truth be told...love never dies. ....and I guess that's the price you pay. But he's is and asshole..so I'm better off

 

[deleted110426]

Much props bro :151:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Sometimes it burns me that our relatuionship ended..I am still in love with him..but I can accept being treated like shit..especially when you gave all you coud and loved hard....the only regret I had or still have is that its hard to let go of bitterness and anger...that takes time. But truth be told...love never dies. ....and I guess that's the price you pay. But he's is and asshole..so I'm better off

It's so true. After the abuse, him figuring out he is gay, the sex, the drugs, the hugggge falling out. I still fucking love that boy. But I hate him at the same time.

 

[36DD]

Out of respect for my kids I am not going to lower myself to the standards of my former in-laws. (How is that for subtlety?)

 

[blacklibran1]

Yes....its so hard to move on..but in time you learn to let go..... like mariha carey says...nothing can compare to your first tru love ....so don't forget about us...*tears*.....anyway..on to bigger and better dicks...ha ha lol just kidding..ew that was slutty...so very libra am i

 

[whatireallywant]

I've only had one bitter breakup and I haven't seen the guy since 1990. (I was the one who broke up with him, too - because he was a sexist asshole. Oh yeah, and he was an alcoholic who refused to admit it, too...)

Since I haven't seen him since 1990, and it is highly unlikely that I will ever see him again, it really isn't an issue.