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I agree... I´m happy to talk to people that own one.
I know that pumps don´t have such a good rep. So I´m glad that some people has made good experience with this pump.
 

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what are the dimesions of the bathmate. my tube is 10x2.25. i fill this when pumping (girth) and have room for an inch (?) in length. i didn't notice any page on the bathmate link to request custom size?
 

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Just been reading your threads seahorses, everytime someone reviews a product you accuse them of promoting.

Whats wrong with people sharing techniques or products that work? I don´t understand what the bitchyness is for.

Wow, I must have seriously rattled you cage for you to want to wade through all 151 of my posts to find the insignificant few! Did you bother re-reading the “reviews” as you call them; to see what gave rise to my scepticism - oh sorry, it’s not scepticism, it’s bitchiness, isn’t it? I get the impression that, rather foolishly, without researching you’ve gone out and wasted your money on one of these bathmats and don’t like the fact I’m highlighting the folly of your ways. Now if you can prove I’m wrong in anything I’ve said, be my guest, I’m only too willing to eat humble pie, but suffice it to say, I don’t write for the sake of it; I write hoping to prevent people from rushing out to making the same mistake as you. I mean, what exactly does make your expensive bathmat better than a cheaper, or even home made, cylinder; what have you compared it against? Please share with us your vast wealth of experience. Oh, and for the record, I've never claimed that any of these products don't work, I just say they don't work any better.
 

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Does penis pumps with water work, generally??!... It seems that water works better than air but is it true that both effects are just temporary? I don´t know.

When I looked at the site I noticed that they are very into their product. They even offer a challenge to their customers with a cash giveaway for the most impressive gains within 20 days.
They seem to be pretty sure about their product that it works!..
I hope I can believe that.

cheers,...
 
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(Quote by seahorses) "Wow, I must have seriously rattled your cage for you to want to wade through all 151 of my posts to find the insignificant few! "


No i most certainly have not read ALL your posts and have no wish to. The few i saw was enough for me my to make my judgement as you quickly do about other peoples.

Nothing is a waste of money if it makes you happy and fulfils your requirements. Having seen your pics seahorses i have to say whatever method you have been using doesn´t look too impressive to me.

I aren´t interested in getting into a slagging match with you in any way. Just chill out and respect that people don´t just follow your way! There´s more than one way to skin a cat as they say and if someone can skin it faster than you with less effort allow them to share there success in a forum!

Keep smiling (if you know how to that is)
 

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First of all, thank you for the discussion so far.

I'm new to this area and have found myself surrounded by misleading "facts", fake accounts, fake speeches, fake reviews, it's all just bad for the business.

There are two bigger sites, that promote the bathmate:


bathmate | penis enlargement | penis enlarger | penis pump
which seems to be the manufacturer, and
Bathmate - PenisPumpe - Hydropump - Online Shop which is an agressive reseller via ebay.


bathmatestore seems pretty straight forward, they don't seem to lie about their product, their online support is very good. They exist since a year and have now a forum, which is empty since a week. So nothing positive, but nothing negative either.

however the german bathmate page has also got a forum, but it's filled with threads about how good bathmate is and all are written on exactly the same day, the next thread comes 3months later and is a generated spam thread. It would not be far fetched, that the new nicknames in here come from there, too...

This is what draws away potential customers!
And also of course that there are 2 or 3 people, with only written threads or answers on that very topic.

I must say to you seahorse, that I am on your side, but consider me, a newbie that has come across the bathmate and then wanted to find reviews for it, so I'm new here and my only posting covers the bathmate topic.

As you may have found out until now, I'm not one of the nicknames, that seem to advertise for it here.

Rather I'm one, that may have been fooled by purchasing that product, but I'm willing to try it out and give a real review, also documented with pictures, of course, this will take some time, I'm only in my first week, but I'll be back then.

I agree to look at a problem and new investition always sceptically. But if people tried the bathmate before, and the product is on the market for now a year, then the question arises, why no one ever has spoken up for or against it honestly?

For me, there are many alternatives:

first and most sceptical:
-> people, who bought it, feel ashamed that they did, because it decreased their money account but didn't increase anything at all ;) So they are just quiet.

-> buyers don't want to give away their names considering anonymity issues.

-> buyers are just happy and nothing else, why share it with the world? If everyone could add 3 inches to their penis size, one self would not be "special" anymore... So this would be a psychologically egoistic point of view à la: I have what I want, a review brings me nothing at all. 1. I can't gain anything, if other people follow my footsteps, I'd just have to write and then be confronted with scepticism, blabla... Unfortunately I'm not sure, how close this scenary is to reality, but me myself, if my sink is repaired, I don't go out and search for sink-repair-sites anymore... I assume, you get my point.

-> As you suggested, people could be unhappy with the result and just promote the device out of malicious joy, thus others suffer the same.
I think, even with a lot of scepticism, the above scenario would be me MORE realistic.

However, people, who look for penis enlargement methods are very often desperate, and as long as there is hope, they will see the world through pink glasses.

As said, I'm one of them, but this will not be the last words from me. I know, there are others out there, who seek, what I have searched, but not found: A real, honest and barebone review.

Hopefully with that posting I have set a fundament of trust, because my aim is nothing but finding out, how it really is.

You will hear from me.
 

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bathmatestore seems pretty straight forward, they don't seem to lie about their product, their online support is very good. They exist since a year and have now a forum, which is empty since a week. So nothing positive, but nothing negative either.

So what´s your opinion about the product? and again I´m not a promoter!
regards,..
 

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As said, I can't tell yet, the gain seems temporary at the moment, but I will stick to the 6weeks plan, no worries, we'll see :)
 

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and have now a forum, which is empty since a week.

The Forum isn´t new.. it´s just back! It disapeared during the work on the new site. when bathmate had the old url bathmate.biz (the old official site) the forum was full of posts!!.. then it disapeared and every User lost his account.

the german bathmate page has also got a forum, but it's filled with threads about how good bathmate is and all are written on exactly the same day

Yes. I remember, I got an email to post something in the new forum.. on so I did it. It seems that other customers who bought their mate at the german shop got this invitation, too. and so everybody post at the same day.^^ I know that these posts didn´t declare anything about gains. ..just how it works and how the cock looks like after it. ... and I never found a neutral person who said "Yes I gained 2 inches", until now. I had a lot of messages with the guys from Bathmate and they confirm that mate works.

If you want to I can copy some answers here in the thread.

I'm willing to try it out and give a real review, also documented with pictures, of course, this will take some time, I'm only in my first week, but I'll be back then.

sounds good.
 
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Theres plenty of unbiased reviews for this product on the Internet included below are a few to judge for yourself!

This one is from a gay penis enlargement site which supports a few other products and PE excersises such as the "jelquing". Also contains some good information on excerises. Gay Penis Enlargement

This one is from sextoytesters in the UK who virtually test and review the majority of products in the sex market from all over the world. Once again it´s a completely unbiased review. Sex Toy Reviews - BathMate

Here is a review from one of the UK´s largest online retailers which again is unbiased as they sell every single pump and penis developer there is
Hydrotherapy Penis Enlargement at Passion8.co.uk

Hope this helps.....
 
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Let´s hope posting possitive information on products that do actually work doesn´t get me banned as i keep seeing with other members!
 
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LOL

It´s even in Hungary! However i cant speak Hungarian, maybe they say it´s a load of rubbish hey? I can´t quite see it!

www.toppharma.hu

Bathmate

Maybe people are like me and when they believe in something they let the world know. (after all thats what Jesus and follower´s did lol) And the word is still spread all over the world today.

BTW has anyone in here seen god? What a popular reputation he has with no ACTUAL proof!
 

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(Quote by seahorses) "Wow, I must have seriously rattled your cage for you to want to wade through all 151 of my posts to find the insignificant few! "


No i most certainly have not read ALL your posts and have no wish to. The few i saw was enough for me my to make my judgement as you quickly do about other peoples.

Nothing is a waste of money if it makes you happy and fulfils your requirements. Having seen your pics seahorses i have to say whatever method you have been using doesn´t look too impressive to me.

I aren´t interested in getting into a slagging match with you in any way. Just chill out and respect that people don´t just follow your way! There´s more than one way to skin a cat as they say and if someone can skin it faster than you with less effort allow them to share there success in a forum!

Keep smiling (if you know how to that is)

Well what a cleaver little sausage you are, being able to accurately asses my character, just through reading a few snippets! The irony is; if I were to accuse you of being a one eyed green Martian who throws street parties in the snow, you would probably laugh at me, because the notion is absurd. However, I tell it how it is and you throw your toys out of the perambulator! You know there is at least partial if not total truth in what I say, but it doesn’t sit well with your own self image; the way you perceive yourself (don’t take my word for it; ask any shrink). Consequently, you feel you can’t chew your own balls of for having been a dick head, so you naturally turn on me. But don’t worry, the clued up will have your measure – in fact I think I hear them sniggering as I type.

Best regards Sea

Oh BTW Andy baby, you say you've seen my pictures and you're not impressed (well at least I've put some up!)? Believe me, that's the result of 30+ years of pumping. So what does that say you expect from your bathmat?
 

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Now that I have seen a Bathmate, I can say, It looks like a Cheap Pornshop Pump or "TOY".
The doctor image at the top of the page was the dead giveaway.

Almost all pumps can be used in the tub, except for (obviously) electric pumps. (Unless you get a pump that's so cheap, it doesnt like water either).

Folks, if you really want to get big by the method of pumping, you need to get a Cylinder that fits your cock properly.
If it doesnt fit properly, your going to either Squeeze into it when you get hard, and not have any room to grow, OR you'll pork out at the base of your cock and have a skinny tip.

You want a good pump? OK...
Harbor Freight, They're on sale this week, and It's good for fluids, it wont break, It's got a guage:
Harbor Freight Tools - Quality Tools at the Lowest Prices
This is the SAME PUMP THAT ONLINE "SPECIALTY Penis PUMP VENDORS" USE BUT YOU"LL PAY $40-60 for it.
Leave it in your toolbox, and the girlfriend/wife will never know any different.
Plus, YOu've got the tools to bleed out your own brakes.

Get yourself a good fitted cylinder and male CTC quick connect from:
Vacutech
NW Pump Works
Vendor of your choice that actually has a chart for size, so you can match one to fit YOU!
There ya go. Robust pump for around $100.
Oh... And the connectors for Vacutech and NW pump works are the same.
They aren't proprietary either..... CTC is a sterile fluids connection company for the food and medical industry, among others. They have an online catalog, and you can also order those off of different sites for much cheaper (Generally $0.50 to 2.00us)
I used to have the exact part number, but that was a while ago, and might have changed due to revisions.
C
 

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Now that I have seen a Bathmate, I can say, It looks like a Cheap Pornshop Pump or "TOY".
The doctor image at the top of the page was the dead giveaway.

Almost all pumps can be used in the tub, except for (obviously) electric pumps. (Unless you get a pump that's so cheap, it doesnt like water either).

Folks, if you really want to get big by the method of pumping, you need to get a Cylinder that fits your cock properly.
If it doesnt fit properly, your going to either Squeeze into it when you get hard, and not have any room to grow, OR you'll pork out at the base of your cock and have a skinny tip.

You want a good pump? OK...
Harbor Freight, They're on sale this week, and It's good for fluids, it wont break, It's got a guage:
Harbor Freight Tools - Quality Tools at the Lowest Prices
This is the SAME PUMP THAT ONLINE "SPECIALTY Penis PUMP VENDORS" USE BUT YOU"LL PAY $40-60 for it.
Leave it in your toolbox, and the girlfriend/wife will never know any different.
Plus, YOu've got the tools to bleed out your own brakes.

Get yourself a good fitted cylinder and male CTC quick connect from:
Vacutech
NW Pump Works
Vendor of your choice that actually has a chart for size, so you can match one to fit YOU!
There ya go. Robust pump for around $100.
Oh... And the connectors for Vacutech and NW pump works are the same.
They aren't proprietary either..... CTC is a sterile fluids connection company for the food and medical industry, among others. They have an online catalog, and you can also order those off of different sites for much cheaper (Generally $0.50 to 2.00us)
I used to have the exact part number, but that was a while ago, and might have changed due to revisions.
C



well said.
 

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Its funny how both DickVanCock and mrfigaro only have 7 post and are brand new to lpsg. Seems like someone is trying to promote something. Maybe I'm wrong, juts a harmless observation I guess.

P.S. PE works!
my friend,its a cheap plastic toy.nothing more,bears a strong resembelence to the famous 13.95 penis pumps sold in porno mags during the 80's.in short.......YOU'VE BEEN HAD BAD!:tongue:
 

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Now that I have seen a Bathmate, I can say, It looks like a Cheap Pornshop Pump or "TOY".
The doctor image at the top of the page was the dead giveaway.

Almost all pumps can be used in the tub, except for (obviously) electric pumps. (Unless you get a pump that's so cheap, it doesnt like water either).

Folks, if you really want to get big by the method of pumping, you need to get a Cylinder that fits your cock properly.
If it doesnt fit properly, your going to either Squeeze into it when you get hard, and not have any room to grow, OR you'll pork out at the base of your cock and have a skinny tip.

You want a good pump? OK...
Harbor Freight, They're on sale this week, and It's good for fluids, it wont break, It's got a guage:
Harbor Freight Tools - Quality Tools at the Lowest Prices
This is the SAME PUMP THAT ONLINE "SPECIALTY Penis PUMP VENDORS" USE BUT YOU"LL PAY $40-60 for it.
Leave it in your toolbox, and the girlfriend/wife will never know any different.
Plus, YOu've got the tools to bleed out your own brakes.

Get yourself a good fitted cylinder and male CTC quick connect from:
Vacutech
NW Pump Works
Vendor of your choice that actually has a chart for size, so you can match one to fit YOU!
There ya go. Robust pump for around $100.
Oh... And the connectors for Vacutech and NW pump works are the same.
They aren't proprietary either..... CTC is a sterile fluids connection company for the food and medical industry, among others. They have an online catalog, and you can also order those off of different sites for much cheaper (Generally $0.50 to 2.00us)
I used to have the exact part number, but that was a while ago, and might have changed due to revisions.
C
PRECISELY!the bathmate is a cheap,plastic toy...NOTHING MORE!soo reminescent of the porno mag 80's models.:eek:
 
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