The Big Dick Test

[B_smallpenis22]

Here is a good test that I found on the interest awhile back.

You will need these household items:
-Toliet Paper Roll (standard size)
-a unsharpened #2 pencil
-A 1 dollar bill
-A dvd case
-A Cd cases


1) Is your cock longer than the toliet paper roll? (If YES give yourself 2 points)

2) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll with minimal pain? (If NO give yourself 5 points)

3) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll but only with signficant disconfort? (If YES give yourself 3 points)

4) Is your cock longer than 2 paper toliet paper rolls stacked on top of each other? (If yes give yourself 8 points)

5)Is your cock longer than the unsharpned pencil? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

6)Is your cock longer than 2 unsharpened pencils put together? (If yes give yourself 9 points)

7)Is your cock longer than the dolar bill (If yes give yourself 3 points)

8)Wrap the 1 dollar bill around your cock, do the sides of the bill touch? (if NO giver yourself 6 points)

9)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring form the top to the bottom of the case? (if yes give yourself 6 points)

10)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring from side to side of the case? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

11) Is your cock longer the the CD case - measuring from top to bottom of the case? (If yes give yourself 2 points)

SCORING:

GOD COCK: 30 to 40 points
BIG HUNG COCK: 25 to 35 points
BIG COCK: 20 to 25 points
AVERAGE COCK: 10 to 20 points
SMALL COCK: 5 to 10 points
TINY BOY COCK: under 5 points

 

[B_rfj]

A simple metric tape measuring the penis on top of the shaft is the best and more reliable test in order to know how big a cock is?.

Because of this no porn actor has been ever properly measured in front of the camera.

 

[babydickk]

7 big points here. Scoring in questions 1, 10 & 11
More girth questions required I think...

 

[johnjacobs]

Here is a good test that I found on the interest awhile back.

You will need these household items:
-Toliet Paper Roll (standard size)
-a unsharpened #2 pencil
-A 1 dollar bill
-A dvd case
-A Cd cases


1) Is your cock longer than the toliet paper roll? (If YES give yourself 2 points)

2) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll with minimal pain? (If NO give yourself 5 points)

3) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll but only with signficant disconfort? (If YES give yourself 3 points)

4) Is your cock longer than 2 paper toliet paper rolls stacked on top of each other? (If yes give yourself 8 points)

5)Is your cock longer than the unsharpned pencil? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

6)Is your cock longer than 2 unsharpened pencils put together? (If yes give yourself 9 points)

7)Is your cock longer than the dolar bill (If yes give yourself 3 points)

8)Wrap the 1 dollar bill around your cock, do the sides of the bill touch? (if NO giver yourself 6 points)

9)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring form the top to the bottom of the case? (if yes give yourself 6 points)

10)Is your cock longer then the dvd case - measuring from side to side of the case? (If yes give yourself 3 points)

11) Is your cock longer the the CD case - measuring from top to bottom of the case? (If yes give yourself 2 points)

SCORING:

GOD COCK: 30 to 40 points
BIG HUNG COCK: 25 to 35 points
BIG COCK: 20 to 25 points
AVERAGE COCK: 10 to 20 points
SMALL COCK: 5 to 10 points
TINY BOY COCK: under 5 points

23. sweet!

 

[Hefty]

38.

 

[quercusone]

I lost count.

 

[someotherguy]

I scored a 32. This unproven test has boosted my ego!

 

[D_Lavericke Laylady]

Im adverage at 7x5.75

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

I scored -33 1/3. I think I have a vagina.

 

[camper joe]

I lost count.

I am very good with math. Just saying. :chairfall: :lmao:

 

[Calboner]

2) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll with minimal pain? (If NO give yourself 5 points)

3) Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll but only with signficant disconfort? (If YES give yourself 3 points)

This is stupid. For one thing, as I have been told (on this site), toilet paper rolls are not all the same size: there is no standard size. What makes the questions even stupider is that if your dick is too thick to fit into a toilet paper roll at all (as is the case with a lot of guys here, including me) then you get FEWER points than someone with a thinner dick that fits in only with discomfort.

 

[vince]

This is a test for long thin dicks. 2 unsharpened pencils? lol

 

[B_just8inches]

Is your cock able to fit inside the toliet paper roll but only with signficant disconfort? (If YES give yourself 3 points)

thats a retarded question. My Dick can't fit in tp roll, and is just shorter than 2 stacked so I lose points and according to your scoring system am just 23.

EDIT: http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/144485/cat/500/ppuser/329609

 

[Snakebyte]

I score over 25 points and guess what? I don't think I'd belong in that category.

 

[bthegreat]

25! How about that!

 

[B_625girth]

wow, I hit 30 points!

 

[Cuban]

38 here

 

[catman]

I have to agree- was in the grocery the other day and *did* notice there are now diff thickness of rolls....(the 'more on the roll, save money (or having the kids scream "we're out of TP again!" rolls)_

 

[JacquesValue]

Again: try the f/stop test. A lens with a smaller f/stop is the better deal. So where men are concerned we can pit age against cock: divide your age in years by your dick size in inches.

A 50 yr old with 10" dick rates f/5
A 20 yr old with 4" dick rates f/5

I rated f/5.4

 

[D_Phil_O_Steen]

i got 38.. i could do question 3 (my cock doesnt fit in the toilet roll at all) some reason i lost points for that.

and i could do question 6, longer than 2 unsharpened pencils lmao, the pencils i have are all like 7 inches long lol, and im definitely not 14 inches long haha