The Fight Thread

[simcha]

Depends on the depth of the coma, doesn't it, Mr. Soggy Brain Pan?
If comas are your best hope to have friends, I won't be speaking against them.
But how's the depth of your coma? Getting all the commas yet?
(See blue highlighted thingy in quoted post.)

Sweetie, darling, you have to know that some commas are optional in the English language. Whether or not a comma is used depends on what kind of clause you are writing.

I can be quite the nit-picker when it comes to grammar, but sweetie, you take the cake. I think I'm falling in love. :redface:

 

[mind7]

This thread proves that the dumb people are out fucking the smart ones. Sad condition.

 

[JustAsking]

Ok now I am pissed and ready to fight! I just ran upstairs to check
the onions I am carmelizing in the oven for the french onion soup I am
making and grabbed the handle so I could stir them and burnt the hell
out of my left hand! So I am not gonna be able to totally enjoy the
game b/c I have 2nd degree burns!

Now see? That's what we are talking about here, fucktard! No one in a "small town in the mid-south" makes french onion soup unless they are a class A pussy.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Why are you lot all spoiling mine and Naughty's flounce thread?

Oh yeah ... Rule, Britannia.
You're just a century too late and a continent too far.
Why don't you go store your crumpets?

 

[B_Nick4444]

This thread proves that the dumb people are out fucking the smart ones. Sad condition.

this from someone who quotes Joe Rogan

 

[mind7]

this from someone who quotes Joe Rogan

Didn't say I was above it, you see me participating :wink:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Bend over I'll show you where I'll store my crumpets and believe me there won't be any butter on them, lube's too good for ya.

 

[simcha]

Oh yeah ... Rule, Britannia.
You're just a century too late and a continent too far.
Why don't you go store your crumpets?

What's the difference between a crumpet and a pancake?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Sweetie, darling, you have to know that some commas are optional in the English language. Whether or not a comma is used depends on what kind of clause you are writing.:redface:

Some Commas Are Optional?
Well, from the mouth of the genius ...
THE COMMAS I MARKED ARE NOT OPTIONAL, SIMCHA.
NOTHING I MARK IS OPTIONAL.
C'est clair?
Not likely.
On my mountaintop (buuuuurp), I sometimes don't sense the depth of the valleys.
Tnx for your good service.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Bend over I'll show you where I'll store my crumpets and believe me there won't be any butter on them, lube's too good for ya.

No butter, but, strangely, they'll be wet ... and rancid.
(Why don't you take antibiotics, luv?)

 

[B_Hickboy]

Why are you lot all spoiling mine and Naughty's flounce thread?

Are you gonna shut up and suck my cock or what?

 

[simcha]

Bend over I'll show you where I'll store my crumpets and believe me there won't be any butter on them, lube's too good for ya.

The yeast must make these crumpets humungously fluffy.

 

[lucky8]

this from someone who quotes Joe Rogan

HAHAHAHAHA OMG

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

No I'm going to see if I can manage to force it into a plug socket, it shouldn't be hard

 

[B_Hickboy]

No butter, but, strangely, they'll be wet ... and rancid.
(Why don't you take antibiotics, luv?)

she did, that's what caused the yeast infection.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

she did, that's what caused the yeast infection.

This might be another thing you have backwards, doll.
Lissen up, UberPussy ... you have the brains of a donkey and the dick of a moth.
You're all a bunch of pussies.
I'm taking my marbles and ...
doing some work.
I resign, until I find opponents worthy of my bile.

 

[B_Hickboy]

This might be another thing you have backwards, doll.
Lissen up, UberPussy ... you have the brains of a donkey and the dick of a moth.
You're all a bunch of pussies.
I'm taking my marbles and ...
doing some work.
I resign, until I find opponents worthy of my bile.

Maybe you should let that bile ferment until it becomes worthy of your opponents, beeotch. That ought to take at least three lifetimes.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Maybe you should let that bile ferment until it becomes worthy of your opponents, beeotch. That ought to take at least three lifetimes.

Ought to take at least three lifetimes?
PinDick cleans the tables!
Such wit.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Ought to take at least three lifetimes?
PinDick cleans the tables!
Such wit.

I smell something, but it can't be Rubi because he said he was going to fuck off a few posts back.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I smell something, but it can't be Rubi because he said he was going to fuck off a few posts back.

Look, Hickster, we've been friends and all but I just ... I tell yuh sincerely, bro ... can't deal in such abuse.
And that's what it is, Hickey.
Abuse, plain and simple.
So I'll just take my marbles and find a better game.
Shouldn't be hard.
Goodnight, Hickster.
Byyyyyeeee .....