The Last Perogie

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  1. jakeatolla

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    An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed.

    While suffering the agonies of impending death, he

    suddenly smelled the aroma of his

    favourite Ukrainian perogies with fried onions

    wafting up the stairs.



    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted

    himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with

    both hands, and overcome by pain, he crawled slowly

    down the stairs.

    Downstairs, he leaned against the door frame,

    gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's

    agony, he would have thought himself already in

    heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on

    the kitchen table were hundreds of his favourite

    perogies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love

    from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he

    left this world a happy man?


    He threw himself towards the table, landing on

    his knees in crumpled posture. His parched lips

    parted, the wondrous taste of the perogies was

    already in his mouth.


    With a trembling hand he reached for a perogie

    at the edge of the table, when suddenly he was

    smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.


    "Fuck off." she said. "They're for the

    funeral."
     
  2. B_Think_Kink

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    Aw thats sad....
     
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