THE MEN'S ROOM
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness
spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all
three decide to visit the men's room, where they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance, who says:
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out
our newest feature: a mirror by which, if you look into it
and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with
your wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false,
you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a complete
void for all eternity!"
The men quickly enter, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful
of us three" and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand
new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most
ambitious of us three," and in an instant he is surrounded
by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I
think. ." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness
spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all
three decide to visit the men's room, where they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance, who says:
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out
our newest feature: a mirror by which, if you look into it
and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with
your wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false,
you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a complete
void for all eternity!"
The men quickly enter, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful
of us three" and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand
new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most
ambitious of us three," and in an instant he is surrounded
by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I
think. ." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
