THE MENS ROOM

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  1. Pappy

    Pappy Member

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    THE MEN'S ROOM



    Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness
    spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all
    three decide to visit the men's room, where they find a
    strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance, who says:



    "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out
    our newest feature: a mirror by which, if you look into it
    and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with
    your wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false,
    you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a complete
    void for all eternity!"



    The men quickly enter, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
    Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful
    of us three" and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand
    new Bentley in his hands.



    Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most
    ambitious of us three," and in an instant he is surrounded
    by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.



    Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true,
    George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I
    think.…." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
     
  2. Havelock Vetinari

    Havelock Vetinari New Member

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    That's a good joke! Best I have heard in a while! :+
     
  3. Einder

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    Oh...if only that mirror was there to be the ultimate lie detector for every president :p
     
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