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So, a man walks into a bar with his pet Octopus and said, "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument this Octopus can't play."
A man in the bar fetched up a guitar. The Octopus picked it up, tuned the strings and began playing a Hendrix song.With a big smile the Octopus' owner pocketed $50. Another man brought over a trumpet. The Octopus picked it up, licked his lips and began playing a jazz solo. The man handed the Octopus' owner $50. The bartender brought over a set of bagpipes. He put them in front of the Octopus and said, "If he can play that, I'll give you $100.00"
The octopus looked at the bagpipes, lifted them up and turned them over. His owner bent down and whispered, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
The Octopus replied, "Forget playing it. If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it."
A man in the bar fetched up a guitar. The Octopus picked it up, tuned the strings and began playing a Hendrix song.With a big smile the Octopus' owner pocketed $50. Another man brought over a trumpet. The Octopus picked it up, licked his lips and began playing a jazz solo. The man handed the Octopus' owner $50. The bartender brought over a set of bagpipes. He put them in front of the Octopus and said, "If he can play that, I'll give you $100.00"
The octopus looked at the bagpipes, lifted them up and turned them over. His owner bent down and whispered, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
The Octopus replied, "Forget playing it. If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it."