The octopus

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So, a man walks into a bar with his pet Octopus and said, "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument this Octopus can't play."
A man in the bar fetched up a guitar. The Octopus picked it up, tuned the strings and began playing a Hendrix song.With a big smile the Octopus' owner pocketed $50. Another man brought over a trumpet. The Octopus picked it up, licked his lips and began playing a jazz solo. The man handed the Octopus' owner $50. The bartender brought over a set of bagpipes. He put them in front of the Octopus and said, "If he can play that, I'll give you $100.00"

The octopus looked at the bagpipes, lifted them up and turned them over. His owner bent down and whispered, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"

The Octopus replied, "Forget playing it. If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it."

 

[bobg4400]

hahaha lmao
:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I am so piss off I ordered octopus the other day at a seafood restaurant.

1 hour later I asked "Where is my meal?"

The waiter said " we've been trying to cook it for ages but he keeps turning the gas off!"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I am so piss off I ordered octopus the other day at a seafood restaurant.

1 hour later I asked "Where is my meal?"

The waiter said " we've been trying to cook it for ages but he keeps turning the gas off!"

:rant:TRUST BUSTERHYMAN TO REPLY WITH A FOLLOW UP JOKE ON MY THREAD.
HEY, BUSTER, IF IT'S ALL POSSIBLE, WHY DON'T NEXT TIME YOU JUST SAY WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE THE JOKE RATHER THAN GIVING YOUR OWN STUPID ONE, HUH?:irked:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My X Girlfriend has a 3D tattoo around her ass.

It was meant to be a starfish, but since her haemorrhoids, its now an octopus.

 

[Bangbro]

:rant:TRUST BUSTERHYMAN TO REPLY WITH A FOLLOW UP JOKE ON MY THREAD.
HEY, BUSTER, IF IT'S ALL POSSIBLE, WHY DON'T NEXT TIME YOU JUST SAY WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE THE JOKE RATHER THAN GIVING YOUR OWN STUPID ONE, HUH?:irked:

Sorry chuck I'm not amused ....got anything funny in the bag like some new material /:biggrin1: your tragedy which follows comedy!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

:rant:TRUST BUSTERHYMAN TO REPLY WITH A FOLLOW UP JOKE ON MY THREAD.
HEY, BUSTER, IF IT'S ALL POSSIBLE, WHY DON'T NEXT TIME YOU JUST SAY WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE THE JOKE RATHER THAN GIVING YOUR OWN STUPID ONE, HUH?:irked:

Stop interrupting me while I'm ignoring you.

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....SUCKERS.....>ouch<

 

[rbkwp]

i just knew, 1/2 way thru, that Octopi was a no good fucker ....

hope he did get his jollies tho, m/f, dont matter?? ha

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Stop interrupting me while I'm ignoring you.

Buster-Just stay off of my thread if you got nothing to add 'sides your own humorless jokes, OK? 'cause you know I'm one mouse click away from getting someone else to explain it to you.
I'm gonna ask you please stay off of my thread.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

How can you tell if your octopus is kinky?

She likes 4 in the pink and 4 in the stink.




Stop interrupting me while I'm ignoring you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

How can you tell if your octopus is kinky?

She likes 4 in the pink and 4 in the stink.




Stop interrupting me while I'm ignoring you.

Buster, tell me; How, I ask you HOW, do I impress upon you that following up with unwanted jokes on another poster's joke thread is not right without you getting rude?