The rumour thread

[jeff black]

I'm bored.

Who is interested in participating in a thread where we start random rumours... not just about people in the celeb world, but also people here?? We could even make it worthy of tabloids

For example:

I heard that one of the "well hung men" at the site is actually a french chimpanzee who has mastered the art of computers after years of practice.

OR

There is a rumour going around that Fortiesfun pees upsidedown because he has a constant erection.

OR

something else...

 

[biguy2738]

I've heard that a certain member that's obviously a huge fan of the "bulge" actually stuffs socks into a certain item of clothing before taking photos of himself and then posting them in his gallery...

 

[biguy2738]

I heard a great one a few weeks ago..

I'm sat here bored stupid, so pop into chat to be flooded with IMs saying "Congratulations, I'm so happy for you" from both people I know and have never seen before. I'm completely lost so ask someone what I'm being congratulated for..

Me and Tripod met in person a few weeks ago and have since decided to get married.

I'm not sure if I'm concerned, worried or just plain confused by it lol

...but didn't it happen because one thing led to another and now you're pregnant? :wink:

 

[Big Dreamer]

I've read in various publications that Snoozan's clit is an accomplished pianist (insert penis joke here) that has headlined Carnegie Hall.

I've tried playing her piano and the keys are a sticky mess.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I heard that one of the "well hung men" at the site is actually a french chimpanzee who has mastered the art of computers after years of practice.

Ce n'est pas vrai!! Je ne suis pas un homme est je suis une gorille!! :wink:

 

[biguy2738]

Ce n'est pas vrai!! Je ne suis pas un homme est je suis une gorille!! :wink:

Rumour has it that MB is a Russian spy pretending to be a Femme Fatale!

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

I'm a gorilla with with a degree in french, but I find it insulting that you asume that all primates should speak another language. We bretherend from the 'English Gorilla Group for Intergration and Equality', or 'EGGIE', demand we be taken seriously.

 

[fortiesfun]

There is a rumour going around that Fortiesfun pees upsidedown because he has a constant erection.

It's those damn videos of yours...

I've heard a truly terrifying rumor that they may be coming down and being put away in a vault like a vintage Walt Disney cartoon, er, sort of like them anyway...

 

[DaveyR]

I heard a rumour that Fortiesfun was really in his 50's :wink:

 

[rob_just_rob]

MB and Jeff Black are behind all the mysterious disappearances of once-popular posters. They are the co-ringleaders/fronts for an elaborate white slavery ring operating out of LPSG.

 

[fortiesfun]

I heard a rumour that Fortiesfun was really in his 50's :wink:

That, I'm afraid, is a certified fact. (Barely, and to be fair, I was in my forties when I joined and used the name I carried over from another board where I had been a long-time member, but still... my geezerhood is not in question.)

(I'm still more fun that many a person half my age, however.)

 

[Big Dreamer]

MB and Jeff Black are behind all the mysterious disappearances of once-popular posters. They are the co-ringleaders/fronts for an elaborate white slavery ring operating out of LPSG.

*Wonders if JQBlonde is now ironing Jeff's shirts.*

 

[DaveyR]

(I'm still more fun that many a person half my age, however.)

That is a certified fact too FF :wink:

 

[rob_just_rob]

mysterious disappearances of once-popular posters.

*Wonders if JQBlonde is now ironing Jeff's shirts.*

When was JQBlonde popular?

 

[Onslow]

When was JQBlonde popular?

The day I was compared to him/her/it/unknown.


Keeping in topic I heard on Voice of Athens this a.m. that Halavah is going to be sold only on the underground market from this day on and that sesame will no longer be used but will be replaced by tater skins.


(I said tater skins not Tartar skins; although I suspect that would boost sales in certain communities:smile: )

 

[ManlyBanisters]

MB and Jeff Black are behind all the mysterious disappearances of once-popular posters. They are the co-ringleaders/fronts for an elaborate white slavery ring operating out of LPSG.

What's Mercurial Bliss got to do with this?

- ManlyBANisters

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

Keeping in topic I heard on Voice of Athens this a.m. that Halavah is going to be sold only on the underground market from this day on and that sesame will no longer be used but will be replaced by tater skins.
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Plus "seseme" is no longer the magic word to open doors; McDonalds doors had been fliging open everytime someone ordered a bigmac. It has now been changed to "Split my buns"

 

[snoozan]

I heard that Big Dreamer is the voice of Bob the Builder AND two of the Teletubbies. Most notably the gay teletubby. And he regularly donates to the Thomas Road Baptist Church.

 

[Onslow]

Keeping in topic I heard on Voice of Athens this a.m. that Halavah is going to be sold only on the underground market from this day on and that sesame will no longer be used but will be replaced by tater skins.

Plus "seseme" is no longer the magic word to open doors; McDonalds doors had been fliging open everytime someone ordered a bigmac. It has now been changed to "Split my buns"

I wouldn't mind trying a little extree of the 'special sauce' either--just what made it so creamy?

 

[rob_just_rob]

What's Mercurial Bliss got to do with this?

- ManlyBANisters

Co-ringleader as was stated. It appears that she is in charge of obtaining the chloroform.