The would you rather thread

[TheaterGeek]

Morning Romp

Sweet nothings or dirty talk?

Dirty Talk.

Rough or Smooth.

 

[nudeyorker]

Dirty Talk.

Rough or Smooth.

Rough
Sling or bondage

 

[rubberwilli]

Rough
Sling or bondage

Sling! (I can't stand being tied up! Gotta feel things!)

Handcuffs or Blindfold?

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

Sling! (I can't stand being tied up! Gotta feel things!)

Handcuffs or Blindfold?

Blindfold

Outdoors or Indoor?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Blindfold

Outdoors or Indoor?

Outdoors (I love the feel of the wind in my... er everything, actually)

Top or bottom? (interpret that as you prefer)

 

[nudeyorker]

Outdoors (I love the feel of the wind in my... er everything, actually)

Top or bottom? (interpret that as you prefer)

Top
Vinyl Sheets or Lycra jockstrap

 

[fortiesfun]

Top
Vinyl Sheets or Lycra jockstrap

Lycra jock

Pursuer or pursued?

 

[chicagosam]

Lycra jock

Pursuer or pursued?

Pursued.

Caught or not caught?

 

[starter]

Pursued.

Caught or not caught?

not caught...

a leg comming out of your back and had a mouth to talk to you or a third arm jetting out of you knee that randomly moved ...... take that:wink:

 

[fortiesfun]

not caught...

a leg comming out of your back and had a mouth to talk to you or a third arm jetting out of you knee that randomly moved ...... take that:wink:

third arm knee thing. (What you been smoking, btw?)

...Be well hung but rumored a bad lover, or be known to be small but good in bed?

 

[chicagosam]

third arm knee thing. (What you been smoking, btw?)

...Be well hung but rumored a bad lover, or be known to be small but good in bed?

Known to be small but good in bed!

FortiesFun or Chicagosam?

 

[chrstphrrr]

Known to be small but good in bed!

FortiesFun or Chicagosam?

Chicagosam, totally.


...be the father of Anna Nicole's baby or ...be Anna Nicole's baby?

 

[fortiesfun]

Chicagosam, totally.


...be the father of Anna Nicole's baby or ...be Anna Nicole's baby?

What? You, my inexperienced young thing, don't realize what you are missing by making such an impetuous and ill-adviced choice.

Father...

Broken in slowly or Rode hard and put up wet?

 

[Onslow]

What? You, my inexperienced young thing, don't realize what you are missing by making such an impetuous and ill-adviced choice.

Father...

Broken in slowly or Rode hard and put up wet?

Decisions, decisions--

Brake me in hard and fast (then we can have another romp on a slow mode)




Gray hairs or bald? (I'm talking body hairs)

 

[crescendo69]

bald

one five-foot squirt or ten oozers?

 

[chrstphrrr]

bald

one five-foot squirt or ten oozers?

1 5' squirt. That's something to blog about.


Cream of Wheat or Cream of Wheaton (Wil)?

 

[fortiesfun]

1 5' squirt. That's something to blog about.


Cream of Wheat or Cream of Wheaton (Wil)?

I think I'd take Wil Wheaton.

Sex with a has-been or sex with a never-quite-made-it?

 

[Onslow]

I think I'd take Wil Wheaton.

Sex with a has-been or sex with a never-quite-made-it?

Obfiously both (sorry I'm typing while my mwouth is full)


Give me the has been.


Sex with the butler in the pantry or sex with the drunkard on Main Street?

 

[fortiesfun]

Sex with the butler in the pantry or sex with the drunkard on Main Street?

Butler. :wink:

Pay for the best sex of your life, or have free average sex?

 

[Onslow]

Butler. :wink:

Pay for the best sex of your life, or have free average sex?

Free average sex




Fantastic multi-orgasmic sex with a room of spectators or moderately bland sex on a conveyor belt?