Things that ruin porn

[tamati]

Actors that leave their sox on!
Small dicks dont turn me on either...
Choking does nothing for me.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Men who wear shoes AND socks and that's it.
Women who say "nnnnnnnyeahhhhhhh" over and over again in a high pitch. My husband and I answer each other like that in our regular day to day life just to make each other laugh.

 

[B_jasonbig]

Unattractive people

 

[b.c.]

All the above.

And yeah, porn ruins porn, especially when they try to get in on a good thing. Like some of those genuine male stripper viddy's that show women getting off on, or even grabbing/going down on the dude. Real shit.

So what does the porn industry do? Hire lame ass actor "strippers" and actress "audiences" to produce a lot of fake/staged "stripper" acts. We're supposed to believe that shit is real. YAWN.

And that goes for all the staged stuff the porn industry also belches forth as so-called "amateur" video.

Speaking of which, with all the free stuff online now, is there anyone left alive who actually PAYS for porn?

 

[MarkLondon]

All the above.

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Speaking of which, with all the free stuff online now, is there anyone left alive who actually PAYS for porn?

Not since the 80s! Judging from my cobwebbed dusty collection, lol.

 

[aninnymouse]

I actually threw out all of my porn DVD's. It's no point in keeping them around. I don't watch them, and I can find stuff online via Xtube or similar sites that is a lot better, and just as disposable.

 

[BiItalianBro]

When they attempt to add a plot and context to a f*ing porno (as if it is going to get screen time at Sundance or South by Southwest).

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

When they attempt to add a plot and context to a f*ing porno (as if it is going to get screen time at Sundance or South by Southwest).

Why pay for porn when we have peep on here who put up hot shots of themselves, and video clips?

 

[jake_1968]

Definitely agree when the women scream throughout the entire fuck and I have to turn down the sound.

Would also add when the flick is mostly close-ups of penetration. But how about pulling the camera back once in a while to get the whole scene? Porn is a voyeuristic experience so let's see the whole scene too.

 

[CUBE]

I love really good verbal, but they have to mean it. The worst is the verbal has been added to the film. This happens alot

 

[Mercurygirl]

When the people in the video can't shut the fuck up. Sometimes it's the girl with her borderline retarded chatter and obvious fake pleasure. Sometimes it's the guy going on and on about his cock, usually repeating the same line over and over.

 

[516778]

I agree with the spitting, fake moaning, people who are shooting the porn and they talk all the way through the porn. Also, just to mention I'm not a fan of sharing cum(more so after it's been sucked, licked, or taken from a guys ass), and I'm not a fan of fake/real gagging(sounds).
And of course there are always scenes that just go a little too far with the 'extreme' types of porn...

 

[pinspotter10]

Guys who have to wank themselves for the money shot when it's fucking and sucking with some incredibly hot woman.

 

[Wirmboi]

Thinking too much into it. )~

 

[mattsrod7]

when they barely are touching each other or barely doing anything and they are moaning like crazy, its so obvious that its fake.

 

[tbrguy]

So little well made porn, it's almost easier to say what makes good porn.

I'd settle for reasonably attractive participants, who are probably genuine lovers, well filmed and lit.

Cut out all the cliched porno shots, just realistic foreplay followed by good clean screwing.

Never mind plot/story - we all know the story.

Maybe unusual or picturesque surroundings to add interest.

 

[SyddyKitty]

When the cock disappears inside a person, porn is ruined for me. .-. Wank-porn am best pornz.

 

[theknob8]

When the porn just starts with them fucking. It's like where is the ridiculous story that led to this????????

 

[theknob8]

Or like when you're watching a porn and a pop up appears saying I can win a free laptop so I click on the pop up and not only do I not win a new lap top but my current laptop gets infected by a virus :frown1:

 

[windibundu]

As said by tbrguy,

"I'd settle for reasonably attractive participants, who are probably genuine lovers, well filmed and lit."

So true. It especially ruins it for me when you can tell that one half of the pair is not really even into the other half.