Work is too much work. And I drink my lunch, thanky kindly. no a-carryin necessary (jes a lotta-carryin ownn, yessir, ma'am).
I mainly lie around the trailer pickin my toes, drinkin Wild Turkey, smokin KW n listenin to George Jones on the box.
You know wut they say, dontcha, li'l dawhlin, Y'all kin pick yer friends, pick yer nose n pick yer toes, but ch'all cain't pick yer friends' noses or toeses unlessen-uh theyre-uh suuuweeeett on youu, hee hah!
Or youve-uh caved in they skulls witha Wild Turkey bottle... Then, you cain purty much a-havuh yore way with 'em, ain't that raht, Loretta. See, I'ma movin her haid up n down, jes lahk she wuz a sayin Yayah!
Siennese gold paintings from the Renaissance or Attic black-figured pottery from Ancient Greece?
In other words, high or low?