This or That

Work is too much work. And I drink my lunch, thanky kindly. no a-carryin necessary (jes a lotta-carryin ownn, yessir, ma'am).

I mainly lie around the trailer pickin my toes, drinkin Wild Turkey, smokin KW n listenin to George Jones on the box.

You know wut they say, dontcha, li'l dawhlin, Y'all kin pick yer friends, pick yer nose n pick yer toes, but ch'all cain't pick yer friends' noses or toeses unlessen-uh theyre-uh suuuweeeett on youu, hee hah!

Or youve-uh caved in they skulls witha Wild Turkey bottle... Then, you cain purty much a-havuh yore way with 'em, ain't that raht, Loretta. See, I'ma movin her haid up n down, jes lahk she wuz a sayin Yayah!

Siennese gold paintings from the Renaissance or Attic black-figured pottery from Ancient Greece?

In other words, high or low?
 
You forgot pickin your ass... but I'll let you slide this time.....
Attic black-figured pottery from Ancient Greece
High
*make up yer mind will ya?!?

sing or sang?
 
Would you like to hear me sing, or would you like to see my blood (sang)?

Don't answer that.

Hmm... It's coming up Hallowe'en, so I'll give you a few more choices in honour of the Trick-or-Treat This-or-Thatness of the holiday. Take your pick.

High Culture

Berlioz' Symphonie Fantastîque or
Rimsky-Korsakov's Night on Bald Mountain?

Medium Culture

Redd Kross or Christian Death?

Low Culture

Samhain or The Shaggs (It's Halloween)?

[Sorry if that seems excessive, but besides Dyslexia I also have ADHD/ADD in a fucked-up, sometimes out-of-control way]
 
I forgot my question I got so excited at the prospect of a Milky Way (See what I mean about the ADHD?)

Someone else has posted. This thread will live on, too!

The question on the floor is: Lipstick or Lipgloss? (A little out of my league anyway.)

Pick it, Wilson!