Little dick with beautiful face - I'd rather have a potentialy lousy sex life but give myself more chances for the rest. Pretty face means (in theory) a better social life, better odds of finding a job, etc.
Croque-monsieur = some kind of cooked sandwich we have in france, made with cheese and ham. The croque-madame is a variation with a fried egg added on it.
Freakishly long legs or freakishly short arms ?