This or That

I say WHAT? I will choose the crown of creation - the monsieur (what ever it means) :p

Big dick and ugly face or tiny dick a beautiful face
 
Little dick with beautiful face - I'd rather have a potentialy lousy sex life but give myself more chances for the rest. Pretty face means (in theory) a better social life, better odds of finding a job, etc.

Croque-monsieur = some kind of cooked sandwich we have in france, made with cheese and ham. The croque-madame is a variation with a fried egg added on it.

Freakishly long legs or freakishly short arms ?
 
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Chess... I play it since im 12 and was member of a club :)

Thank you french_toast... in germany we have simething similar called "herrentoast" and "damentoast" even the names are similar



Ever any porn or porn every where
 
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Everything like kidney and liver is not my taste

Hog jowls and grits - what ever this might be

Eisbein mit kartoffelstampf OR kaiserschmarrn :p
 
Movie at home ! I only go to the Theatre for very special movies (and even then, half the time I feel like they aren't worth the 10€ ticket).

Speak only in rhymes or write only in abbreviations and slang ?
 
Jurassic Park without any hesitation ! :D

Never again look at yourself in a mirror (or other reflective surface, camera, picture, etc.) or always have a reflected image or yourself in your field of vision ?