This or That

I would like to do very mucky things with that Kate lass, so I'll go for Prince Billy.

The age-old question, cheese-rolling or bog-snorkelling?
 
Why?! Why would you make someone choose between the two?! Much as I love Seinfeld, I think Curb pips it. But ooooooonly just. (PS. new series in a couple of weeks, yay)

Zack or Screech?
 
That was a test. You can't choose between the two. You failed ;P

Well I'd drown the pair of them... but Zack for obvious post Save The Bell reasons...

Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer?
 
Well what a dirty trick to play that was! You meanie. :mad:

Reeves! Though I hear he's a bit of a prick in real life.

Bodger or Badger?
 
I've never seen it before... *looks at google images*... Rose has amazing glasses. Flawless victory!

Lose your wallet (or purse, I'm very politcally correct, you see), or your phone?
 
Aaaargh! *bangs head on wall* ... phone. Sigh. I can't even remember what cards I have to cancel them

own swimming pool or chauffeur driven car?
 
Shiny! I think I was a jackdaw in a previous life. Plus I don't actually know anyone called matt.

'Shaving Ryan's Privates' or 'Jurassic Poke'?
 
LMAO! I am unfamiliar with either... but I like the sound of Jurassic Poke. I think.

Which show has the most backward guests: Jeremy Kyle or Jerry Springer?
 
Hot tub (can't seem to breathe in a sauna)

In public: being tickled till you pee or enduring a nut shot?

HA! I found a way to use a variation of the word endure, which is what I always see your username as! See my ban the previous poster thread post
 
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You specified neither how much pee nor how much pain, so to be safe... the pissing one.

Mouth ulcer or paper cut?

And don't worry about it, I don't think you're the first to mix it up and you won't be the last!