This or That

Blinds. Speaking of which, how do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye! Arf arf.

Gooseberry or rhubarb crumble?
 
(alright if that wasn't good enough, how about "how do you make a swiss roll? push him down the hill!".... oh come on, these are gold!)

Ikea's massive! Sod that. You can't just nip in and out. Clothes shopping for me.

Halloween or Easter? (or 'the opposite holidays' as they're definitely known)
 
*double groan and an eye roll*

Argh! I don't know - you get sweets on both! Um... I'm leaning towards Easter cos that's more chocolatey... but I think I'll go with Halloween cos it's just more fun!

apples or oranges?
 
Still no good? Okay last one, I promise... "what's a Greek urn? Not as much as he used to!" Thank you, good night!

Apples! The ol' stand-by.

For Halloween fancy dress... old school (vampire, zombie etc.) or new school (The Joker, Catwoman etc.)?
 
Aw at least you tried *pats you*

Typically old school... but new school is creeping in there - there's just more choice!

Water chute or wave machine?
 
Lol - depends on the weather! Today - outdoor ;)

If it was a matter of life and death - literally, if you did not choose you would be shot - which would you wear out in public: leg warmers or headband?
 
*very late edit* (And who says guys can't multitask)... it's beach weather, so it's time to get my feet into some sandals!

Morning-after kebab or morning-after curry?
 
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Lol - do you refuse to entertain even the notion of sneakers or sandals? Do you object to clothing in general? ;p

Curry

Superman or Batman?
 
Er, that was a test... and I'm happy to say you passed! Yes... a test.

Superman could beat up Batman. Everyone knows that.

Pelted with tomatoes or slapped in the face with a kipper?
 
Yeah, yeah Donald ;p

Lol, neither is very appealing but I'll go with the tomatoes...

Dessert: fruit cocktail or effing huge slice of chocolate gateaux. With cream.
 
Does your use of 'effing huge' suggest there is a correct answer? ;) Because I'll take a fruit cocktail any day of the week. Oh yes.

Gerbils or hamsters...?
 
So you can't take me as I am, even with my flaws? :( I'm prepared to look past the Wayne's World debacle if you can see past my love for fruit cocktales. :p

Shrubs. Two of 'em. One slightly higher than the other.

Um. Novelty socks, or novelty underwear?