This or That

Blinds in summer, curtains in winter

You go out to a touristy type place for the day (think Blackpool) and to fully enjoy the experience you must buy a silly cap, a rude postcard and...

...a stick of rock or one of those huuuuuuge lollipops?
 
I have never enjoyed a stick of rock. I swear it's sold as a joke by the people in seaside towns. What is it even made out of? Pure evil I suspect.

Horse racing or greyhound racing?
 
I used to love a stick of rock as a kid! Even with the bleeding mouth and stickiness on hands that no substance know to man could remove!

I have a problem with horse racing... at least greyhounds don't have anyone sitting on their backs whipping them - so I'll go with that...

Adventurous holiday or lazy self indulgent holiday?
 
Skiing/rafting etc don't appeal to me as a full holiday, but if by adventure you mean exploring and going off the beaten track to see a few places, I'll go for that.

Tippex fluid or tippex mouse?
 
How full is full? I think sarnie wins on simplicity factor alone. And I've had some cereal for brekkie but now you've gone and made me hungry again. Grrr.

Shabba ranks or Pato Banton? This is also a real-time decision.
 
Don't think I've ever read The People! I don't think I knew it was still around to be honest. I'll go for the Mirror.

Posting on your own page or someone else's?
 
Well Endued likes to post on his own... I don't know with which hand... but I'm a bit more sociable ;p

Hollyoaks or a bullet to the brain?
 
As a kid, Sesame Street... as an adult probably The Muppets

'You're a cock' or gluing the phone?

(sorry if this is lost on 99.999999999% of the population)
 
Lol, the stapler in jelly would be my weapon of choice, but the phone gluing comes a close second.

Office Gervais or stand-up Gervais?
 
Office x infinity. Although sometimes I had to turn over out of sheer embarrassment...

David Brent's infamous dance... or Peter Kay's wedding dancing?
 
I love Peter Kay's stuff, but the "mine was impromptu...?" after the Gervais dance has me in creases for some reason.

Eastenders or Corrie? (no pressure, but this is a right/wrong question again!)