This or That

I'd sooner cut it off with a sharpened coconut than run the risk of getting desperate! Celibacy.

There's a big red button that says DO NOT PUSH - push it or leave it?
 
God, I am so boring - there is no way I would push it! In fact I'd probably set up a 10 mile exclusion zone...

Spitting Image or Bo Selecta?
 
Pah, everyone would push it! Liar liar, pants on fire!

And I know Bo Selecta had its critics, but Craig David had me in fits every frigging time. Love that show.

Diamond encrusted toe-nail clipper or diamind encrusted tin opener?
 
Day Today may have provided the smarter funnies, but Fast Show provided more laughs overall. And it's not like the good stuff wasn't great, either. Fast Show!

Simon Day or Paul Whitehouse?
 
Join the circus! Unless you need to pass exams to work in one. In which case there's no escape. :(

Seal playing the horns, or monkey riding a bicycle?