This or That

Too many jelly babies will make you sick. Trust me on this one.

Eating your advent calendar chocolate on Dec 1st, or eating them daily? (It's ok, we won't judge you).
 
Hahaha! Eating them all on the 1st... but closing the doors back over so nobody knows ;p

Best of a bad choice: laundry & ironing or cleaning & hoovering? :(
 
Ironing's kind of therapeutic in a way, I don't mind doing that at all. Hoovering though. I'll admit I don't always do the most thorough job!

Cleaning out ear wax or belly button fluff?
 
right that's it - totally kidnapping you. I hate ironing - it's tedious and never ending

I can't answer that question on the grounds that it is too gross and will make me vomit.

Most annoying: Pokemon or Yu-gi-oh?
 
Oh poppy cock!, don't act like you're above a nice root around in your belly button while watching the telly!

Pokemon. I'm not sure I've heard of Yu-Gi-Oh tbh, but there are simply too many adults who love the pokemon universe. We need to take a stand!

Slightly full or slightly hungry?
 
Slightly full. I have an aversion to feeling hungry - even slightly ;)

line dry or tumble dry?

(lol is it obvious what I'm s'posed to be doing right now?)
 
I would go for line dry but it's not really possible in a 1st storey flat. Well I could hang my pants out the windown on a stick, but I don't think the neighbours would appreciate that. Tumble dry!

Is it absolutely necessary, or have you already worn all your stuff inside out? :p

Fully understand the human mind, or the universe?
 
Ewwww!!!! Typical boy!

Lol, 50% understanding of the human mind would do me ;)

It's sale time, lots of bargains to be had in town, do you: Mercilessly shop til you drop, or, intend to shop til you drop, see the crowds and think 'Fuck it. Let's have a pub lunch!'?
 
Ha ha, I've been known to leave queues because of how long I expect to wait, so let's head to the pub!

Bit of dust in the eye, or stone in the shoe?
 
Definitely up for the pub lunch - crowded shops are my idea of hell!

Well they are both pretty annoying - but stone in shoe I guess. So much easier to get out!

Street busker has a small pathetic looking dog with him. Does the make you more or less likely to give him money?