This or That

Er, there is literally no one on the planet who would answer that with a 'no'. What a silly question!

Anthony Worral-Thompson - hot or not?
 
There is - I was shocked and that's what made me ask! Even I fancy Nigella...

NOT! Er, there is literally no one on the planet who would answer that with a 'yes'. What a silly question!

You somehow won a butler (I don't know how). Would you keep him and pretend to be all Lordly, or set him free?
 
Set him free! It's cruel to keep them caged up like that, let him roam around in the wild with other butlers as nature intended.

Live in a huuuuuuuuuuge mansion, or little flat?
 
Fork. Come on now China, joke's over. You can stop using sticks to eat rice.

Past participle of the verb 'to text' - texted or just text?
 
eight arms...eight talented arms that go to very nummy spots..mMMmmmmmMmm....

Eating road kill: Week old maggoty possum, or freash hit shumk (but the scent gland ws ruptured and the meat all smells and presumably tastes) like a skunk?
 
eight arms...eight talented arms that go to very nummy spots..mMMmmmmmMmm....

Eating road kill: Week old maggoty possum, or freash hit shumk (but the scent gland ws ruptured and the meat all smells and presumably tastes) like a skunk?

You've been to that place again, haven't u? The one that offers meals "from your grille to ours"


Violin? Seriously? Neither.

Work on stipend or on commission?
 
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