Three Testicles

No I don't know anyone with three (at least as far as I know), but I believe someone I used to know who had only one.
A schoolyard chant from my youth. Sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey.

Hitler...
has only got one ball.
Stalin...
has two, but they are small.
Himler...
well, he is sim'lar
And Goe-balls, has no balls, at all!

I attended primary school in the late 1960s. You think we would have got over WWII by then.
 
I am a genuine biologist that deals specifically with the polyorchidism condition. This is an area i moved into after studying male hormonal variations at oxford college in England.

One particular subject of mine, Samson Spring, has given me implied permission to discuss his condition online in specialist forums such as these, as meeting people with the similar condition as you can understand, is rare.

Samson also suffers from a mental condition known as fableism, and belives that the third testicle is indeed 'magic'. Indeed harrowing, as this rare condition places on Samson the belief that he is able to save lives at will and the like. It has placed him in a number of dangerous situations.

My current studies are leading me to belive that the two are related, being such rare cases, the chances of them occuring in one person are infinite. Is there anyone or knowledge of any person that suffers from polyorchidism that attaches a mental power or ability attributed to a third testicle. Any reply would help not only myself but Samson in our research.

Regards

Prof. Ratton III Phd Ghd Hons
 
I knew of a guy who claimed to have a 3rd testicle. Turned out when he finally saw a doctor about it, it was actually a hernia rather than being a 3rd testicle. He had the hernia taken care of, just in case of a future problem when it could become a medical emergency if it became strangulated.
 
His load won't be any larger if he has 3. For example if u need 1 to be removed because of cancer etc the other one compensates by producing more.
 
It's not all that uncommon.
Very, very few men have 3 testicles as compared to the population in general. But with so many people, it seems just about everybody knows or has heard of a guy with more than the standard issue.

A cousin of mine, as well as a friend from when I was in school both have three regular sized nuts in their sacks. You can't really tell from looking at them though, because, at least it seems to me, two hang out together and hang lower than the other one.

Famously, Don Imus is known as "Tres Huevos"
 
There was a guy in my highschool that supposedly had three balls. They called him "tripod" and when I asked a friend of his one day why he had that nickname, that's what I was told. Others told me the same thing.
 
I recently found out that I have a third on the right side