http://www.anime.sobhrach.com/~jeffwong/rant51-tit-wedgies.html
First off, I'm a guy, so, usually by default, I like a nice pair of breasts on a woman. A nice pair of legs and a nice ass are high on my list as well. And so is intelligence. That's pretty high. Somewhere on the list comes personality. Anyway, a nice pair of breasts is quite a sight to behold, or better yet, be holding.
Anyway, while I like breasts as much as the next guy, I think I might be going against my sex's natural propensity toward the 'bigger is better' motif when I say I like a girl with smaller, nicely shaped breasts over a girl with massive knockers. Size-wise, to me, anything larger than a C-cup (Yes, a C-cup!) is starting to get too big for me. What do I mean by that? Well, I prefer a girl with small but well-shaped breasts over a girl with large unshapely breasts. To me, large sagging breasts scare me almost as much as the words 'Directed by Kevin Costner'. I guess it's preference.
Now, what's my idea of well-shaped breasts? That's easy. Breasts have a nice shape when they can generate a 'Tit Wedgie' whenever a girl is wearing a tight shirt. Now, I'm pretty sure you're wondering what exactly is a 'Tit Wedgie'. A 'Tit Wedgie' is the term I like to call one of those horizontal creases that form between a girl's breasts when they're wearing a fairly tight shirt.
One person that I noticed to be an expert at making 'Tit Wedgies' is Morgan Webb. For those of you who don't know who she is, shame on you. If you're on my webpage, it's probably because you like fanfictions. If you like my fanfictions, you probably like anime. And because people who like anime tend to like video games, there's a good chance you like video games. Oh yeah, and Star Trek for some odd reason. I'm sure I'm not alone here. Anyway, if you like video games, there's a good chance you like the TechTV show, X-Play. X-Play is a show dedicated to reviewing video games.
I'm using her as an example because I find myself strangely attracted to her because she's very attractive, likes video games, very good with computers, and seems very happy-go-lucky. Oh yeah, she also has a nice rack. That could be the main reason I like her but I'll try and be less of a shallow asshole by say I like her because of her likes in video games.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that looking for these 'Tit Wedgies' on a girl is a good way to gauge if a girl has well-shaped breast. You see, 'Tit Wedgies', the ones you're looking for, only occur when a girl has nice firm breasts, not some sagging ones.
Okay, if you think about it, any girl can have 'Tit Wedgies' in a sense. However, the 'Good Tit Wedgies', which represent nice, shapely breast, can be spotted high up on a girl's shirt on her chest. Because any girl can have 'Tit Wedgies' , there's a certain kind of 'Tit Wedgies' you need to look for, the 'Good Tit Wedgies'.
To find these 'Good Tit Wedgies', you must first imagine a straight line connecting the nipples of a girl's breasts. Now, if see 'Tit Wedgies' above said imaginary nipple line, the we have ourselves the 'Good Tit Wedgies' which is basically a good indication of nicely shaped breasts.
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Above is a picture of Morgan Webb with her co-host, Adam Sessler, from the show X-Play. Notice how you see the 'Tit Wedgies' go WAAAY above where her imaginary nipples line is. Just look at those 'Tit Wedgies', you can clearly see three of them. Anyway, 'Tit Wedgies' that go that high are hard to find. Anyway, 'Good Tit Wedgies' are cool.
First off, I'm a guy, so, usually by default, I like a nice pair of breasts on a woman. A nice pair of legs and a nice ass are high on my list as well. And so is intelligence. That's pretty high. Somewhere on the list comes personality. Anyway, a nice pair of breasts is quite a sight to behold, or better yet, be holding.
Anyway, while I like breasts as much as the next guy, I think I might be going against my sex's natural propensity toward the 'bigger is better' motif when I say I like a girl with smaller, nicely shaped breasts over a girl with massive knockers. Size-wise, to me, anything larger than a C-cup (Yes, a C-cup!) is starting to get too big for me. What do I mean by that? Well, I prefer a girl with small but well-shaped breasts over a girl with large unshapely breasts. To me, large sagging breasts scare me almost as much as the words 'Directed by Kevin Costner'. I guess it's preference.
Now, what's my idea of well-shaped breasts? That's easy. Breasts have a nice shape when they can generate a 'Tit Wedgie' whenever a girl is wearing a tight shirt. Now, I'm pretty sure you're wondering what exactly is a 'Tit Wedgie'. A 'Tit Wedgie' is the term I like to call one of those horizontal creases that form between a girl's breasts when they're wearing a fairly tight shirt.
One person that I noticed to be an expert at making 'Tit Wedgies' is Morgan Webb. For those of you who don't know who she is, shame on you. If you're on my webpage, it's probably because you like fanfictions. If you like my fanfictions, you probably like anime. And because people who like anime tend to like video games, there's a good chance you like video games. Oh yeah, and Star Trek for some odd reason. I'm sure I'm not alone here. Anyway, if you like video games, there's a good chance you like the TechTV show, X-Play. X-Play is a show dedicated to reviewing video games.
I'm using her as an example because I find myself strangely attracted to her because she's very attractive, likes video games, very good with computers, and seems very happy-go-lucky. Oh yeah, she also has a nice rack. That could be the main reason I like her but I'll try and be less of a shallow asshole by say I like her because of her likes in video games.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that looking for these 'Tit Wedgies' on a girl is a good way to gauge if a girl has well-shaped breast. You see, 'Tit Wedgies', the ones you're looking for, only occur when a girl has nice firm breasts, not some sagging ones.
Okay, if you think about it, any girl can have 'Tit Wedgies' in a sense. However, the 'Good Tit Wedgies', which represent nice, shapely breast, can be spotted high up on a girl's shirt on her chest. Because any girl can have 'Tit Wedgies' , there's a certain kind of 'Tit Wedgies' you need to look for, the 'Good Tit Wedgies'.
To find these 'Good Tit Wedgies', you must first imagine a straight line connecting the nipples of a girl's breasts. Now, if see 'Tit Wedgies' above said imaginary nipple line, the we have ourselves the 'Good Tit Wedgies' which is basically a good indication of nicely shaped breasts.
Above is a picture of Morgan Webb with her co-host, Adam Sessler, from the show X-Play. Notice how you see the 'Tit Wedgies' go WAAAY above where her imaginary nipples line is. Just look at those 'Tit Wedgies', you can clearly see three of them. Anyway, 'Tit Wedgies' that go that high are hard to find. Anyway, 'Good Tit Wedgies' are cool.
OH my GOD! You're RIGHT! She IS a man (or she was). Those are manboobs! Obviously all silicone. And look at the arms on that girl/man! Her hair is obviously a wig. I don't think he's had the complete sex change yet. But, he's definitely on hormone therapy. 
