toliet paper roll test

[captainstupid]

I was reading that if you can't fit your dick through a toliet paper roll that means your dick is real thick (porn star thick). Is this true?? a toliet paper roll doesn't seem very big at all.
So who hear can't get their dick through a toliet paper roll?

 

[Altairion]

A toilet paper roll is probably average size? I'm not really sure, all I know is that I'm not even close to fitting in one, and I'm just 5.75" or so. I think I heard someone mention earlier that if you can't fit in one, then you should probably use Magnum condoms. I haven't tried that personally yet, so can't confirm that one.

 

[Pappy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Haven't been able to do that since grade school!! :wow:

 

[captainstupid]

thats what i figured, a toliet paper roll doesn't give much room. I can get my cock head in their and thats about it.

 

[txquis]

OUCH.
i cant get my dick in a toilet paper roll.

 

[Donk]

A few years ago there was an article in Maxim magazine that put it like this (I'm paraphrasing): Stick your erect penis through a toilet paper tube. If there is room to spare, you should use snug-fit condoms. If it fits comfortably, standard sized condoms. If if fits tight, then larger sized condoms. Don't worry, unless you're a porn star, your penis will fit in the tube!

That last part really cracked me up. There is no way my erection could even begin to fit through a TP tube. (Yeah, naturally I had to try it after reading about the test&#33 I can squish my flaccid penis through one, it's a snug fit, and as soon as I start to get erect the cardboard starts cutting into the skin and eventually to split open.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Your dick must be well below average if you can do that. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[13788]

revilo8888: My cock is not really thick I think. But it's too thick for a toilet paper roll! So I think that test isn't very good!

 

[captainstupid]

Ah yes.. it was in Maxim magazine! thanks. I should know better than to believe that periodical. oh well.
I don't want to sound like an ego maniac, but who could fit their erect dick through a toliet paper roll??? I am not huge or even big and I would have to really force it down really hard to get even close to half way. (after reading the article I had to try it a bunch of times)
Maybe toliet paper rolls are different sizes in England. Isn't Maxim an english publication???
or maybe they wanted their readers to feel good about themselves.

 

[13788]

clownboots19: I would tend to agree with the Maxim article, with the exception of the last part. I think if you have an above average size penis then it won't fit, not necessairly because it is the size of a porn star. The average thickness isn't really very thick, I think it was like 4.5-4.8 inches around when erect. I do agree with Maxim in that if you have a tight fit width wise, have room left over length wise, or it won't fit in there at all, then you need a Trojan Magnum size condom.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Hell, I can barely fit my soft dick in a toilet paper roll, much less my hardon. Maybe that test is ultimately a bit of a confidence booster for the Average Joes of length and girth, which I don't personally mind. I already knew I had some girth. I didn't need a toilet paper to tell me otherwise.

 

[Dr Rock]

not a chance, not even soft. from experience I'd concur with altairion's statement that toilet roll width is approximately average.

 

[Pecker]

Mine's too thick to get into a toilet paper roll even when soft. I can't remember ever being able to do it.

 

[mrmmm28]

Well, I think its impossible to fit a toilet paper roll at all (soft or hard) - but soon its possible bacause the manufacturer of the rolls alwyas increase the diameter of the rolls for winning paper on each roll

 

[yaoifun]

Hehe...no way! If I tried to force it, I'll just leave it at ouch. Papercuts are painful enough, especially when they aren't down there either!

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

I saw that article and thought, "Oh, please ... I don't think so!" I found out that I was right. My cock is just under 7" in circumference, so there's no way. Like others said here, not even when soft. The strange thing is, I know quite a few guys who can't fit it into a toilet paper roll, and very, very few are porn stars ... on whom did Maxim try this technique?

 

[Altairion]

I tried to measure one of ours, but didn't have a ruler on hand at the time I was in the bathroom, so the measurement might not be quite as accurate since I used my finger as a go between. Anyway, I give our toilet paper roll a range in girth from 5.0" to 5.4". Hope this helps for a reference.

 

[13788]

barney:

Originally posted by Altairion@Mar 20 2005, 09:23 PM
I tried to measure one of ours,

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I wondered when someone would get to this.

In England they're exactly 4.5in long and 1.75in internal diameter (5.5in circumference) making it, as Maxim says, snug for someone average?

Of couse this assumes a perfectly cylindrical appendage B)

 

[13788]

Goon: I remember sticking my dick in a roll when I was about 11. I tried it when I was 12 and it wouldn't fit.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I tened to think that although it may be interesting to try, it might also be painful to get out of. Remember you're dealing with cardboard that's now wrapped around your mr happy. Being 7.5 in circumference, it'd be helluva trick. Can't even lube up either because cardboard is too porous and absorbant.