Turnabout

[Dr Rock]

any girls with large vaginas have have a sexual experience with their elder sisters? were their vaginas as big as yours?

(also, we need a vagina equivalent for the term "well-hung"; i'm gonna suggest "well-hollowed")

 

[Irvy]

Well hollowed, I like it

 

[Matthew]

Not everything would change - there would still be threads on "tenting." :tongue:

 

[Irvy]

I want to be as well hollowed as I possibly can, so i'm currently inserting a bowling ball into my vagina every morning, and i keep it in during work (except on bathroom visits, when I of course remove the bowling ball out in the main restroom so everyone else can enjoy watching my massive flange expell it at will, and then i walk around with my lips flapping against my thighs. I can tell they're all envious).

I'm just not sure what to move onto next. Are there any other well hollowed comrades out there who can help me out with the next stage of my adventure?

 

[davidjh7]

any girls with large vaginas have have a sexual experience with their elder sisters? were their vaginas as big as yours?

(also, we need a vagina equivalent for the term "well-hung"; i'm gonna suggest "well-hollowed")

Well hollowed. Gets my vote!:biggrin1: Once again the doctor has shown his wit and wisdom.

 

[Paul Vincent]

One day at school I was in the toilets and a bully came up to me and started calling me names. I whipped out my big vagina. That shut her up. She then asked if she could step inside it. I didn't think I was lesbian until then.

 

[Irvy]

Oh my god, I'm so jealous! I've been trying to "reverse birth" my boyfriend for years but can never manage it. What did she say after? She she rub her juices in her hair and call you mistress?






(note: I'm enjoying this thread waaaaaaay too much!)

 

[Pecker]

Do any of you shave your large vaginas?
Do they hire you to queef during thick fog at the beach?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

At what age did your vagina stop growing? How big was it when you were 14?

Yes, I vote for "well hollowed" too. Rock, you got this one.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You guys are hilarious, now if only big vaginas had the same social status as big dicks do. Since they don't, then suffice it to say tha LPSG is LVSG as well because only guys with big dicks like them. :biggrin1:

"Is that a big vagina in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

A friend once said to me kinda jokingly "I like a big pussy, I like a challenge". I said something like "I like a big pussy because I can FIT!". It just slipped out.

Do you know how big Hillary Clinton's vagina is? Does anyone have any pics of it?

 

[Chuck64]

Do you know how big Hillary Clinton's vagina is? Does anyone have any pics of it?

I have no idea, but I have it on good authority (Margaret Cho) that Laura Bush's pussy tastes like lysol with a pine after-taste. I'll try to find pictures.

 

[pony9a]

You guys are soo bad! but funny as hell too.
Great thread guys...:biggrin1:

 

[CUBE]

I am having my vagina injected with silicon across the border.
Are any guys in my area interested in vagina pumps?

And of course my name on this site would not be CUBE...it would be CIRCLE

By the way...I'm vagina-ed to meet all of you.

 

[CUBE]

Does your big vagina dip into the water when you sit on the toilet?

FUCKING HYSTERICAL!

 

[CUBE]

In a parallel universe, maybe people are asking questions like the following:

*Do you know which celebrities have the biggest vaginas?
*Do you get more men because of your large vagina?
*Does the size of vagina make intercourse difficult?
*Do you wish you had a bigger vagina?
*Has anyone ever proposed marriage because of your big vagina?
*Do your former partners express dismay becuse they are with someone with a smaller vagina?
*Are women with smaller vaginas envious?
*How large would your vagina be ideally?
*Would you consider surgery to enlarge your vagina?
*Do you tell potential sex partners about your large vagina before intercourse?
*Has anyone ever turned down sex with you because of your large vagina?
*Guys, what's more important-looks or a large vagina?

OK, what can you guys come up with (besides throwing tomatoes at me).

You sir, are the new rock star of thread starters....hmmm good looking and clever....oh if I wasn't 40...

 

[Pecker]

How much does you big vagina shrink in cold weather?
Is your big vagina veiny?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

• Can you lick your own vagina?
• Do identical twins have identical vaginas?
• How can you tell if someone has a big vagina?
• Have you ever had your dog lick peanut butter out of your vagina?
• My boyfriend always tells his friends about my huge vagina.
• My mother is jealous of my big vagina.
• Does your vagina have a nickname? I call mine "Large Marge".
• I want it to be all about my big vagina.

 

[rawbone8]

can you do puppetry with your vag ?

 

[Pecker]

Do your students know you have a large vagina?

 

[Pecker]

"I have a large vagina," she said expansively.