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Shoesize_16 said:
How about spending less time on adding an annoying musical soundtrack and more time on a version of the video that has a lot fewer frames dropped?
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Coulda said it more nicely. At the same time people who say any contribution should be above criticism are fooling themselves.

The music is whatever, but a cumshot that impressive needs a quality camera to capture it :smile:

EDIT: to phrase it another less asinine but more critical way, I'm not sure if the frame loss is camera/computer processing quality or dramatic effect, but if it was done for the latter reason it ended up looking like the former explanation :p


NICE video, I just wanted to see the jizz fly more clearly
 
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Huge but unrealistic amount of cum being pumped out of or should I say over that cock... Looks a little like it's being pumped from an external source like a "squeeze bulb" contraption of some type, being squirted from the top side of his cockhead? But yes very impressive to a degree if you believe. Camera angles work wonders too!
 
Bigmeat009 said:
Huge but unrealistic amount of cum being pumped out of or should I say over that cock... Looks a little like it's being pumped from an external source like a "squeeze bulb" contraption of some type, being squirted from the top side of his cockhead? But yes very impressive to a degree if you believe. Camera angles work wonders too!
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LOL good call....That was a classic porn angle wasn't it. Huge cock regardless, I wonder why he'd fake it if it is in fact the old porn squeeze tube jizz. Not like anyone would complain if he didn't.
 
So the cumshot was fake? Well the guy who made the video is on this site and has posted on this thread...couldnt we just get him to chime in?
 
True and well said gentlemen, but 10 spurts of pseudo cum? come on... REALLY?! Not even in my teenage days could I do 10 spurts... Yes very impressive indeed in size what's the size 12-15 inches?

But seriously if you are going to post here least be truthful and not "PUMPED" prior to recording the video. There are no soft pictures just Semi-Hard or fully pumped in some way.

Very true about the old classic porn tricks of using different camera angles and using very small, very petite women with small hands and mouths to work a larger than average cock lets say 9-10" Max, with optimum camera angles to make us believe miracles do exist... pure "Fantasy"!
 
Qua said:
Coulda said it more nicely. At the same time people who say any contribution should be above criticism are fooling themselves.
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I'd say making a suggestion or request is perfectly appropriate, but to "criticize" in the form of putting the maker down is out-of-place.

No one's forced to be here, no one's forced to click on a video, so unless it is misleading about what's in it, you get what you pay for.
 
It's big, so please don't think I'm trying to crush on the guy, but all of this "biggest cock evar!!1" talk is getting really old. I suppose what annoys me is that the angle it's shot from, and the way he holds it (folding his thumb to make it look like it's too big to wrap his hand around) are all cheap porn attempts to make it look bigger than it is. I'm sure he's pretty close to +/- 8", and he looks bigger than I am and bigger than most, but I don't think he's setting the bar for "biggest cock ever" either. Really it's the fact that people actually believe he's 10"+ that are what are making my eyes roll.
 
That's a big Dick. And enough of the gay crap because this a solo video. Poor guy probably has to go solo. Who in their right mind would want to be reemed with that? Total destruction. You would be walking funny for a week.
 
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