Un-hung Celebs

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Imported, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    BigStroker: Having given this subject some thought, I ransacked my memory and realized that most of the Hollywood set of whom we have actual film of their genitals, most are not huge, or gifted. In fact, many are below average. Maybe that's why they went into acting: to make up for deficiencies down there. Look:
    In a 1970's movie (Buster & Billie?), Jan Michael Vincent gives a full frontal. Small.
    In the same era, buffed up Johnny Crawford (The Rifleman's son, Mark) appeard nude in a movie, not sure of the name. Small.
    Burt Reynolds...average, sort of. There were other pictures taken than the famous one that showed up in Cosmo, and 30 years ago they were quite popular in the gay underground in the biz.
    Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves...small.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger. He didn't show dick in a movie, but there are plenty of pictures of him available...not hung.
    Handsome Josh Duhamel (Las Vegas)...average, if he's lucky.
    Brad Pitt...average.
    Malcolm MacDowell shows it in Caligula...average, although some of the characters in the background are HUGE.
    In fact, there's only one Hollywood dick I've seen that's really decent: Kyle MacLachlin in Blue Velvet. His flaccid member is quite long. Too bad we never got to see it in Sex and the City.
    So where are these well-hung stars?
     
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    You can't go by the size that they are when flaccid,
    which is all we ever see

    I can name you five of my own partners
    who were TINY when flaccid,
    and grew to enormous (and I mean enormous)
    length.

    It's too bad we can't judge by
    the non-erect state.
     
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    We have to consider too, that many of the bigger flaccid sizes....
    are just not (reliably) all that much bigger when erect!

    But since most guys see one another when flaccid and not erect,
    it IS the flaccid size that we remember the most and quite often seems to impress us men-- first and foremost.

    Women might be impressed too, (with flaccid) but it's gonna be the erect sizes which seemingly "wows" and impacts them.

    I geneuinely believe the subject of "celebrity endowments" is merely yet another extension of enjoying yet another type of fantasy..."supposing and what if".

    'Tends to makes a pleasant past time activity for many.

    Interestingly, bucks can be made from the rumors sometimes--even though just the opposite is often true...(the hung really aren't when the small perhaps... really ARE!)

    And, so on and so on and so on-----
     
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    Justin Timberlake's tiny, according to Britney.
     
  5. Imported

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    Well, I know Arnold's average. And Tom Cruise is below average, judging by All the Right Moves.
     
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    AimoWänkä: You can't really say actors size by how they seem on a film. Quite a few of them use stuntman when filming bodyparts. Wasn't there some actor who didn't get a role in a moviw with a nude scene because he did not want to use stuntman and the producers said he is too small...?!
     
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    Herve Villechaize?
     
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    AimoWänkä: It was one of the younger big star's but I just can't remember who. Anyways...
     
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    I remember seeing a "how it was made" about MIB 2. They were frequently making jokes about the guy offa Jackass who was on there. forgot his name... lol. Apparently he was sitting down with it showing and it was tiny.. according to the cast memebers of course.
     
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    Yeah, well, with Arnold, it's from his gay porn career which happened to be shown all over California inboxes with the line "our next governor" during the circus -- I mean election. Surprised that he was circumcised though; you'd think the son of a Nazi wouldn't be, I mean, what with the whole thing about hating Jews.
     
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    lighthouse: I think that was a body-double in "all the right moves." There is no shot with both Cruise's face and the dick in the same frame.
     
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    well, in the first terminator movie, arnald looks HUGE (they briefly show it as he walks in shadows) and it LOOKS to be uncut, but of course this may have been a double. who knows
     
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    Here's an image with better lighting:

    http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertai...r/asnaked02.jpg

    If I assume his dick starts where everyone else's does and remember his clothed shots from that era, he's average. It also looks cut to me; it could just be retracted though.

    As I understand it, during this time, he did some gay porn and some straight. (There's a picture of him with a woman behind him, her breasts just over his head, floating out on the net.) He looks more like the type in gay porn simply because he's actually attractive.
     
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    Remember Stalone's "Italian Stallion" (bad, really bad, even for low budget soft porn) porn movie? He certainly wern't nuthin' to get worked up over in the endowment department. Am I remembering this right….or having a nightmare? :wacko:
     
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    You're right, kinkguy. I've seen a picture of his cock and it's just a water spout --quite small for such a muscular torso, arms and legs!
     
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    I remember Arnold's full frontal nude shot that was published in some major magazine about 6-7 yrs. ago?
    Anyone have a link to that pic?
    He looked really impressive in that photo, and he was cut, if I remember correctly, or perhaps he had the skin pulled back.

    I do recall he was quite large, which I was suprised to see in someone of his size and build.
     
  18. Imported

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    BigStroker: NO, Arnold's limp dick is very, very average. Balls probably smaller than. You can also add Peter Lupus (1960's Mission Impossible) to the HUGE list. There was a smashing Playgirl spread of him many years ago. His erection was extremely large - long AND thick.

    David Cassidy was nicknamed DONK. I know people who have seen him in all manner of excitement. Average length, thicker than.

    I was in Aspen, Co, the week that the Kobe story broke. One of the bitches friends said on TV that she was going around telling people he was huge, and holding her hands apart to indicate the size. I knew from the beginning she was out for money.
     
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    A penis will not grow from a 2" state to a 8 inch state....it is not scientifically possible. However, if you are referring to a penis that goes from 3 or 4 flaccid to 7" or 7.5...that is more possible...However, a 3 or 4 inch penis is not able to expand to 8.5, 9, or 10" or more. There has been plenty of research done on this exact issue.

    Please clarify what you mean by tiny and enormous!
     
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    So true....The more of the showers and less growers..