Underwear breaking penis.

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Willi7, Sep 10, 2009.

  1. Willi7

    Willi7 New Member

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    So today my penis broke my underwear right down the front. Has this ever happened to any of you? Because I know the underwear is a little tight aroung my penis but I never thought it could break it.
     
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    I've had a hard-on rip my underwear but they were old, pretty worn-thin briefs. Must have been college days.
     
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    Can I see a photo of these "broken drawers"?
    It is the funniest thing I've heard all week!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    I want to see the cock, not the "broken" underwear!
     
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    Yes - I once had my boner rip out the fly in my Y-front tightey-whities.
     
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    It would be great if it was accompanied by the sound of tearing fabric and a boing sound!
     
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    Hey, cool thread! I actually had the same thing happen to me once. Like the OP, the undies were old and worn a bit thin. I got a boner, and the front ripped wide open. Good thing I had pants on overtop! LOL. It would be worse with a speedo on the beach, unless it was a clothing optional beach!

    Oh, and sorry, ripping fabric yes, but no "boing" sound effect. I suppose I have to try again now with my oldest undies, and keep a microphone handy...
     
  8. Willi7

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    Well these were new so idk what was up with them. I know they're a really bright blue...They broke right over the bulge so I think it happened when I had an erection. And my laptop seems to not want me to download it so i'll work on it and when i can i'll get it online.
     
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    Yes Aurthur that would be
    by far the best if accompanied by sound and a

    BOINGGGggggg!
    Hey swede82?
    I want to see the cock ripping out of the underwear too!:biggrin1:
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    Never had that happen yet.

    Try getting underwear made out of chainmail, since you seem to have a muscular beast of penis. Need to keep that monster under control man. :biggrin:
     
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