What cock jokes have you made at random with strangers that unexpectedly led to sex?

[bgmomentcaptured]

Have you ever been somewhere publicly and have said something about your cock or told someone to suck your dick jokingly and it ended up leading to sex?

I’m interested in hearing stories about men that you never planned to fuck or have suck your dick. Of course it’s easy if you go to places known to be hotspots and have fun, but I’m talking about random public places you never even knew of anybody in. That’s even more exciting to me when there’s real authenticity and it’s not just you finally leading up to something with someone, knowing when to jump in like double dutch.

“Yeah so I told him to suck my dick.”

“Oh you did did you?”

Some scenes don’t really have to be planned with another guy because your joke about something that you didn’t or you don’t like was all in passing. It’s easier to meet people in a way depending on what you’re talking about that’s hopefully not so forced. As guys we might detect or know something about another guy, but it’s not always planned especially when the adrenaline flowing through our bodies is fixated on the subject more than the guy. You might just be stating what the fuck it is that you don’t like or that you’d never do or don’t care for and things may just progress from there. You can be frantic and in a rush, but where the hell are you on your way to so soon?

“Yeah I would have told him to suck my dick too!”

 

[StMars69]

I used to be able to suck my own cock, now I'm lucky to tie my own shoes!

 

[StMars69]

I used to be able to suck my own cock, now I'm lucky to tie my own shoes!

my cock

 

[Hungguyjeff]

my cock
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Nice BWC stud

 

[gcs2718]

I used to be able to suck my own cock, now I'm lucky to tie my own shoes!

Well anytime I can be of service, just let me know. I'll even tie your shoes afterwards.

 

[johnnytsunami]

Years ago, when I was in my early twenties, my best friend and I both worked at a cheesesteak shop. One night during closing, we were having a debate—a typical argument, nothing serious—and he said something along the lines of, "Suck my dick, you liar." I jokingly responded, "Don't threaten me with a good time."
He knew I was gay; I had come out to him a year prior.

Anyway, I had completely forgotten about the conversation. Two days later, he was at my house playing video games, and he brought it up. He said, "Were you serious about what you said the other day?"
I had completely forgotten about the joke and asked, "What are you talking about?"
He responded, "Would sucking my cock actually be a good time for you?"
I lied and said he was my friend and that I didn’t think about him that way. He said, "Oh," and dropped it. We played video games for a few more hours. When I went to the kitchen and came back, he was on my couch stroking his cock—no words, nothing, just direct eye contact with me.
At that point, there were no boundaries, no concerns about the repercussions to our friendship, and no concerns about what would happen afterward.

I just wanted to service his cock. I wanted to not only please him but impress him. I did things to him that I had never done with any man at that point—I deepthroated him (or at least tried to), licked his balls, taint, even rimmed him. Afterward, he said it was amazing and that he had never had head like that. We both agreed that this wouldn’t affect our friendship moving forward. And to be honest, it didn’t—for a while.

It actually brought us closer together. He switched his schedule to closing shifts at work so that it matched mine almost exactly. We developed a routine—before closing, he would grill up a couple of cheesesteaks (we weren’t allowed to take food home, but we did anyway). We would walk to my apartment, which was half a mile away, and sometime between a movie or video games, I would suck his cock.

Eventually, it got to the point that if we were at work and he was cooking ten minutes before closing, I knew he was making cheesesteaks and that he wanted to come over and get his cock sucked.

On the days our schedules didn’t line up, he would drive his electric scooter to my apartment for a literal blow-and-go. Then, he would go to the gym and swing back for another blowjob, saying he was "all charged up from his workout."

My hottest experience with him was one time when he swung by for a blowjob before a Tinder date with a girl. He said he wanted a "clear head to figure out if he really liked her or not." The date obviously didn’t work out because a couple of hours later, he was back at my place getting his knob worked over.

This all lasted for about four months. Then it stopped once he and his ex got back together. He said we couldn’t do it anymore because they were serious about it this time. They ended up getting married, and every once in a while, when we’re alone, I tease him about what happened years ago. His face goes white as a ghost. He doesn’t consider himself gay and hasn’t hooked up with any other men.
He did let it slip once, when we were drunk, that he misses my blowjobs and that his wife doesn’t swallow or lick his asshole.

 

[chrissal480]

I think one joke that’s gotten me some action is..

They’d come out of bathroom holding their butt as if in pain and say “ dude I just shit a turd as big as my dick “

I’d say …”that’s awful..”

They’d say ..” why’s that”

Then I’d say… “ there you are sitting there pushing and pushing and all of a sudden this marble size turd pops out”

They’d say .. “ fuck you”

I’d say .. “ with that tiny marble … I’ll pass”

I think this has occurred with 4 different guys and three of them would show me it’s bigger than a marble

 

[deleted33560531]

I used to be able to suck my own cock, now I'm lucky to tie my own shoes!

I feel ya, but I could take care of both for you

 

[chrissal480]

Another good one is..” hey you have a penis he says yes .. you tell him spit it out it’s mine.. and he looks at you and says he wished it was

 

[Spsuck1]

I really wanted to suck a cock so I made a joke to my friend that I’d suck his cock. After about an hour I was sucking his hard cock, and it inspired me. I love sucking cock. He wanked me off but didn’t want to suck me off. I sucked him off for about 4 coke fuelled hours. Now when I see him I just want his dick, but he is funny about it so it only happened a few more times. Turns out I’m filth, I want my face fucked and I want to lick balls, and if clean I’ll even lick an arsehole. I love getting sucked and licked too, but I mainly want to suck

 

[chrissal480]

Clean or not .. assholes are great to rim.. not saying I want major crap on that hole but natural flavor is best ..

About only thing I haven’t done is being fisted and that’s prob never found anyone into it


I’ve always joked around with guys when they’d brag about how big they are how good in bed they are and how women keep begging for more and all..

So I’d listen to these guys brags about their sizes and I’d say prove it..

They’d always hesitate so I’d say if your. That much of a man put it in my hand and I’ll suck it.. just to see if they’d put their cock in my hand

 

[Spsuck1]

Clean or not .. assholes are great to rim.. not saying I want major crap on that hole but natural flavor is best ..

About only thing I haven’t done is being fisted and that’s prob never found anyone into it


I’ve always joked around with guys when they’d brag about how big they are how good in bed they are and how women keep begging for more and all..

So I’d listen to these guys brags about their sizes and I’d say prove it..

They’d always hesitate so I’d say if your. That much of a man put it in my hand and I’ll suck it.. just to see if they’d put their cock in my hand

How many people has that worked with? I’ve sucked off 5 people, but it’s hard with the family and not being too blatant. I need someone local and discreet to suck off regularly

 

[chrissal480]

It’s worked on few guys.. they know I am gay but then act like I am not when say it and surprised when I do it..

I think a lot of times they just use it as an excuse to get their cock sucked

 

[surver1]

Years ago, when I was in my early twenties, my best friend and I both worked at a cheesesteak shop. One night during closing, we were having a debate—a typical argument, nothing serious—and he said something along the lines of, "Suck my dick, you liar." I jokingly responded, "Don't threaten me with a good time."
He knew I was gay; I had come out to him a year prior.

Anyway, I had completely forgotten about the conversation. Two days later, he was at my house playing video games, and he brought it up. He said, "Were you serious about what you said the other day?"
I had completely forgotten about the joke and asked, "What are you talking about?"
He responded, "Would sucking my cock actually be a good time for you?"
I lied and said he was my friend and that I didn’t think about him that way. He said, "Oh," and dropped it. We played video games for a few more hours. When I went to the kitchen and came back, he was on my couch stroking his cock—no words, nothing, just direct eye contact with me.
At that point, there were no boundaries, no concerns about the repercussions to our friendship, and no concerns about what would happen afterward.

I just wanted to service his cock. I wanted to not only please him but impress him. I did things to him that I had never done with any man at that point—I deepthroated him (or at least tried to), licked his balls, taint, even rimmed him. Afterward, he said it was amazing and that he had never had head like that. We both agreed that this wouldn’t affect our friendship moving forward. And to be honest, it didn’t—for a while.

It actually brought us closer together. He switched his schedule to closing shifts at work so that it matched mine almost exactly. We developed a routine—before closing, he would grill up a couple of cheesesteaks (we weren’t allowed to take food home, but we did anyway). We would walk to my apartment, which was half a mile away, and sometime between a movie or video games, I would suck his cock.

Eventually, it got to the point that if we were at work and he was cooking ten minutes before closing, I knew he was making cheesesteaks and that he wanted to come over and get his cock sucked.

On the days our schedules didn’t line up, he would drive his electric scooter to my apartment for a literal blow-and-go. Then, he would go to the gym and swing back for another blowjob, saying he was "all charged up from his workout."

My hottest experience with him was one time when he swung by for a blowjob before a Tinder date with a girl. He said he wanted a "clear head to figure out if he really liked her or not." The date obviously didn’t work out because a couple of hours later, he was back at my place getting his knob worked over.

This all lasted for about four months. Then it stopped once he and his ex got back together. He said we couldn’t do it anymore because they were serious about it this time. They ended up getting married, and every once in a while, when we’re alone, I tease him about what happened years ago. His face goes white as a ghost. He doesn’t consider himself gay and hasn’t hooked up with any other men.
He did let it slip once, when we were drunk, that he misses my blowjobs and that his wife doesn’t swallow or lick his asshole.

hot

 

[chrissal480]

Not sure about cock jokes.. but when have few guys drinking a few beers and conversation gets going about how big their cocks are and how all the ass they get ..

Then you learn ..saying loud enough for all to hear .. “ fuck guys I bet I can take all you guys “


If don’t want stuff to happen.. don’t be drinking and say that in a room with drinking guys fucking horny talking about their dicks