When will I get laid again?

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

ANNUS MIRABILIS
Philip Larkin

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me),
Between the end of the Chatterly ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me),
Between the end of the Chatterly ban
And the Beatles' first LP.

 

[chicagosam]

Nobody really cares, A. Enough with the pointless polls already.

You really are a whining little cunt, aren't you?

You could at least have added a third vote for "never, you loser".

I think i know what big A stands for

Not feeling the love here! LOL

Im 24. Im fucking bored.

How can a twenty four year old who is so horny be so ‘fucking’ bored when he is not getting fucked? Spend less time doing posts and more time working on the above!

You may not care if I ever get laid again.

I care! I care! I really do care! I care deeply! It is my raison d’etre! I want you to get laid! I’d lay you myself if that would get this over with.

I guess there's hope for me. Somebody thinks it will happen tonight.

Yeah! Big A is going to get laid! Doing my happy dance! Will we get a full report? How much do I owe the girl?! Ok, guys, you need to pitch in!

 

[BigA]

I care! I care! I really do care! I care deeply! It is my raison d’etre!

I sense some sarcasm but i'll take.

To those who voted tomorrow night... well it didnt happen. Fortunately I'm not that horny all the time. Just sometimes. It sux

To whoever voted Ur a sweet guy but never... Im curious why u voted that way

I know this poll is useless but it entertains me so f u all

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

A, stick up for yourself and don't apologize. Just because one or two people here think your posts are "pointless" doesn't make them so. We've seen plenty of polls over the years that ask similiar questions -- "Should I have sex with Alecia19?" comes to mind -- without others jumping on the originator.

If you think A's message is irrelevant, repetitious or boring, just move on to a new thread.

 

[D_alex8]

A, stick up for yourself and don't apologize. Just because one or two people here think your posts are "pointless" doesn't make them so. We've seen plenty of polls over the years that ask similiar questions -- "Should I have sex with Alecia19?" comes to mind -- without others jumping on the originator.

If you think A's message is irrelevant, repetitious or boring, just move on to a new thread.

The point was rather that he had started multiple similar threads almost simultaneously, practically flooding the front page of the board. That's what got on people's nerves.

 

[BigA]

The point was rather that he had started multiple similar threads almost simultaneously.

fu prick. not true, I asked some redundant questions because i didnt know about the search feature. good feature good website who cares

 

[B_Spladle]

A, stick up for yourself and don't apologize. Just because one or two people here think your posts are "pointless" doesn't make them so. We've seen plenty of polls over the years that ask similiar questions -- "Should I have sex with Alecia19?" comes to mind -- without others jumping on the originator.

If you think A's message is irrelevant, repetitious or boring, just move on to a new thread.

:biggrin1:

But yeah seriously. Quoted for truth.

 

[rhino_horn]

Oh, I get your corpse joke... haa

I take it back I'm not sorry for any of my useless posts. Why? cuz Ive diverted people from real issues like 'my dick hangs in the toilet water. What can I do?' "These jockey briefs chafe my oversized balls. I need a support group." People have reacted like this is a cancer survivors support group or something.

Why do I keep coming back? Insomnia. Theres an issue. I guess I'm up for the day now.

so i guess there is a relation between insomnia and frequenting penis sites...or maybe you just like dicks?

i, for one, believe there is a LOT of seriously useful info on this site.


*i wasnt joking about the corpse...

 

[B_Spladle]

so i guess there is a relation between insomnia and frequenting penis sites

Couldn't be.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Couldn't be.

Well, when you're olduh you'll know ...
when you're up, you're uuuppp.

 

[BigA]

so i guess there is a relation between insomnia and frequenting penis sites...or maybe you just like dicks?

was that supposed to be an insult? well fu.

well i do like this site. cuz it's very interesting

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

:biggrin1:

But yeah seriously. Quoted for truth.

Oh, wait, I almost forgot my other favorite poll -- who should kill themselves: Spladle or Alecia19?

You know how I voted, handsome.

 

[BigA]

i, for one, believe there is a LOT of seriously useful info on this site.

me too, umm well i dont... but then again i dont have a really big dick. I just wish theyd be easier on the newbie.

 

[B_Spladle]

Oh, wait, I almost forgot my other favorite poll -- who should kill themselves: Spladle or Alecia19?

You know how I voted, handsome.

<3<3<3

I still think she rigged that one somehow.

 

[rhino_horn]

was that supposed to be an insult?

me too, umm well i dont... but then again i dont have a really big dick. I just wish theyd be easier on the newbie.

1) no, just an educated guess.

2) yea, people here take things very literally/personally. also, this isnt a warcraft forum; you have to assume the people here are grown-ups. -has the sleeper awakened?(the sleeper being your brain)



*sounds like you've had a lot of real life experience throwing the fu around, might wanna be careful with that too.