Where’s your secret toy box?

[csohio]

Where do you hide your sex toys? I am looking for some solo toys but don’t know where to hide them so my wife or kids don’t find them. They aren’t overly nosy but I’m not interested in explaining why I have a fleshlight, sleeve, or prostate massage.

 

[_mfrankb_]

Our bed has some storage drawers underneath and that is where we keep our collection.

 

[WilliamG]

Where do you hide your sex toys? I am looking for some solo toys but don’t know where to hide them so my wife or kids don’t find them. They aren’t overly nosy but I’m not interested in explaining why I have a fleshlight, sleeve, or prostate massage.

Do you have a home with a garage? That's what I'd do in your situation.

 

[Dr. Edge]

I’ve got a large locking document drawer with lots of papers in hanging Manila folders. At the back of it.

 

[stoke2010]

Garage high up on shelf's or the loft space now. as i am the only one to go up.

 

[Electronips]

Our bed has some storage drawers underneath and that is where we keep our collection.

Drawers under the bed & the space behind them for mine.

 

[Lost.intra]

In a Versace shoe box in the closet

 

[Southlincsnudist]

Top shelf in the wardrobe

 

[dumbtwink86]

top shelf in closet but i live alone so not too worried bout it. I actually did the same thing when i had roommates but i just stuffed a bath towel on top so you couldn't see what was in it.

 

[thongboy]

My gf and I don't hide our toys from each other

 

[ronin001]

My garage has an 8 cylinder convertible stored there. This is my toy I guess

This reminds me of a story about an old thread posted here about sex toys / porn etc.
The member indicated that they had entrusted a friend, upon learning he / she had died to immediately go to their house and to clean out anything under the bed / bed side table and the VHS /DVD collection. This was to be done before his / her family could snoop and go through things

As to uncomplicate the funeral

 

[cruzingratiot]

above the drop ceiling in the basement

 

[Mark Baxter]

At 83 years of age, I'm thinking about narrowing my collection. I'm thinking about finding a secure box and labeling the outside. Something to the effect, that I've been sexually active to the end of my life. The family jokes about moving a big dumpster next to the house as they decide what to pitch, sell, recycle, keep, etc.

Naturally I am only speaking for myself, my wife will have to decide what she does with hers.

I am downsizing as rapidly as possible and I am finding it to be one of the most difficult tasks I have ever faced.

 

[Jon1971]

I just keep things in my nightstand. Everyone in the house is an adult, and nobody but me and the dog goes in my room.

 

[cedarizzo]

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.

I live by myself, I keep my most used toys hidden in my living room (inside a storage compartment in my couch, inside the bench I use as a coffee table and inside the bench by the front door). The rest of the toys are in the bedroom closet.

 

[DPHusband]

Couple places but it is just the 2 of us so…Reminded me the day my dad came over and my husbands 2 lb ball weight was sitting on the end table and he poked it and asked “Is that a ball weight?” I said yep and laughed. What are you gonna do?

 

[Hotguysnudes5]

I’ve been using my bedside table as my secret stash previous to that I had like a big wooden box. Now I arrange my collection in the drawers by categories. The first drawer contains lubes, wipers, poppers, my metal handcuffs, blindfold and condoms. The Second one has my Lovense toy’s collection (gush, lush 3, hush 2 and edge 2) and also some small plugs and one small masturbator. The third one has my dildo and bigger glass plugs and the last one has my leather handcuffs. I did find it dangerous to have them there as sometimes I bring uni friends there and leave them alone in my room while I do stuff around the house and also because I have housemates and I always leave my door unlocked but I’ve never had any trouble of the sort.

 

[techpump]

A whole closet in our sex/meditation room. She has some but not all of her lingerie and sexy dresses for the bedroom in it. There's a small bookshelf that has our sex manuals and other books, old porn dvds, dildos, and sex towels and rags. There's another book shelf/compartments thing that has her sex toys, vibrators, my penis pumps, accessories for the Hismith, my fleshlights, all my Aneros toys and other prostate toys, my primary dildos, my cock clones, silicone remote control toys that move and gyrate etc., sensual items like cotton, soft fabrics and feathers, more of my wife's sex attire and some other random things. Then there's another bookshelf with all my bikini and sex magazines, other sex and drug related books, more sex toys, sex supplements and drugs, and all our lubes on the top of the book case. There's more shit in there too I just can't think of it. Oh there's a small three-drawer thing where we keep our herbal supplements and vitamins too, most sex related.

We have a lot! Nothing hidden just no one can go into that room its sacred space

 

[Hellishell]

I keep my toys hidden under clothes