Where’s your secret toy box?

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Where do you hide your sex toys? I am looking for some solo toys but don’t know where to hide them so my wife or kids don’t find them. They aren’t overly nosy but I’m not interested in explaining why I have a fleshlight, sleeve, or prostate massage.
 
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Where do you hide your sex toys? I am looking for some solo toys but don’t know where to hide them so my wife or kids don’t find them. They aren’t overly nosy but I’m not interested in explaining why I have a fleshlight, sleeve, or prostate massage.
Do you have a home with a garage? That's what I'd do in your situation.
 
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top shelf in closet but i live alone so not too worried bout it. I actually did the same thing when i had roommates but i just stuffed a bath towel on top so you couldn't see what was in it.
 

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My garage has an 8 cylinder convertible stored there. This is my toy I guess

This reminds me of a story about an old thread posted here about sex toys / porn etc.
The member indicated that they had entrusted a friend, upon learning he / she had died to immediately go to their house and to clean out anything under the bed / bed side table and the VHS /DVD collection. This was to be done before his / her family could snoop and go through things :cool:

As to uncomplicate the funeral

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At 83 years of age, I'm thinking about narrowing my collection. I'm thinking about finding a secure box and labeling the outside. Something to the effect, that I've been sexually active to the end of my life. The family jokes about moving a big dumpster next to the house as they decide what to pitch, sell, recycle, keep, etc.

Naturally I am only speaking for myself, my wife will have to decide what she does with hers.

I am downsizing as rapidly as possible and I am finding it to be one of the most difficult tasks I have ever faced.
 

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If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.

I live by myself, I keep my most used toys hidden in my living room (inside a storage compartment in my couch, inside the bench I use as a coffee table and inside the bench by the front door). The rest of the toys are in the bedroom closet.