Which Actor Has Tiny Dick?

Jason Alexander...has permanent shrinkage.


lol.

George: "Elaine. Do women know about shrinkage?"

Elaine: "What do you mean like in laundery?"

Jerry: "No. Like when a man had been swimming...and it's really cold..."

Elaine: "It shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those thing"
 
Montgomery Clift, according to one of his legitimate biographers, was referred to as "princess tiny meat."
 
Jamie Lee Curtis is NOT an hermdophrodite, or whatever, its a lie.
My cousin dated her in the late 70's, and its not true.
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Re: Jamie Lee Curtis, the story is absolutely true. So what? It's not a "rumor" here in Los Angeles, it's just not something anyone needs or wants to gossip about. For the record, she attended BHHS, and had typical adolescent tribulations complicated by her '"secret" knowledge about herself, which led to serious teen behavior problems and substance use. Parents divorced; hormones and breast implants followed in the next few years. Fast forward to the Jamie Lee of now...unwilling to undergo plastic surgery, hair extensions, botox, etc., to make her look like a younger "Hollywood" woman. She is finally comfortable in her own skin, angular androgynous face, short cropped silver hair, sexy deep voice, gorgeous eyes, and all. She gets to choose. And again, so what? She is an amazing mother and role model citizen.
 
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Re: Jamie Lee Curtis, the story is absolutely true. So what? It's not a "rumor" here in Los Angeles, it's just not something anyone needs or wants to gossip about. For the record, she attended BHHS, and had typical adolescent tribulations complicated by her '"secret" knowledge about herself, which led to serious teen behavior problems and substance use. Parents divorced; hormones and breast implants followed in the next few years. Fast forward to the Jamie Lee of now...unwilling to undergo plastic surgery, hair extensions, botox, etc., to make her look like a younger "Hollywood" woman. She is finally comfortable in her own skin, angular androgynous face, short cropped silver hair, sexy deep voice, gorgeous eyes, and all. She gets to choose. And again, so what? She is an amazing mother and role model citizen.


bollocks
 
I knew a guy once who was a dresser in Hollywood and dressed Mark Harmon. He said it was tiny.

Also, I don't think that Tom Cruise is small. You can see all of it in the movie All The Right Moves.
 
Looked rather nice to me (cut, too) but it was a brief glance. I'm sure there is a screen capture out there somewhere.

You can briefly see Bruce Willis' dick in The Color Of Night (I think that was the movie title) and it was nice, too (also cut).
 
I was in a men's room at Merv Griffin Studios during a taping of Dance Fever. Denny Terio was adjusting himself at the urinal next to mine and he had a ral small one...very thin and short.
 
I would imagine that Barack Obama has a smaller dick than even Denny Terio. I've looked and looked and see absolutely NO evidence that he even has a penis! At least the way he governs says he does not have even an inch! (sorry...just couldn't help saying it!)
 
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