White Massive Monster

Not to thread hijack, but the subject fits the profile of a certain Zoig member.

This thing is incredible... I think many people would be ready to scream "photoshop" on this guy, but each pic is consistent. He seriously needs a video posted to quell any doubt. This guy has to be some sort of record:

ZOIG.COM - Vaderic - 7 amateur photos submitted

I'll post a couple pics from his profile for those who don't want to click.
 
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Not to thread hijack, but the subject fits the profile of a certain Zoig member.

This thing is incredible... I think many people would be ready to scream "photoshop" on this guy, but each pic is consistent. He seriously needs a video posted to quell any doubt. This guy has to be some sort of record:

ZOIG.COM - Vaderic - 7 amateur photos submitted

I'll post a couple pics from his profile for those who don't want to click.

Now that is truely a meat bat! any vids?
 
One of the worst fake pictures I've ever seen.

It isn't fake. It belongs to the member Simonpenislover. I'd still love for him to show it to us again eventually, it's a work of art. One in a million.

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As for Vaderic, I remember seeing those pictures but with the dick smaller... make of that what you will.
 
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Not to thread hijack, but the subject fits the profile of a certain Zoig member.

This thing is incredible... I think many people would be ready to scream "photoshop" on this guy, but each pic is consistent. He seriously needs a video posted to quell any doubt. This guy has to be some sort of record:

ZOIG.COM - Vaderic - 7 amateur photos submitted

I'll post a couple pics from his profile for those who don't want to click.

Biggest Ive ever seen I reckon!!:eek:
 
hahaha, look at this. This picture is amazing.

Simon you were the best! Come back to us!:puppy_dog_eyes:
 

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The picture is not fake, trust me when you have been on LPSG as long as I have you usually know pics that are fake or not. Hate to burst your bubble though but its not massive either . The girth is most impressive but the length is around 7 , you only think it is huge b/c of the angle and the old closeup trick. You can look at the dude and tell he isn't very tall and has a short torso and most of all look where it comes up to on him . I would be shocked if it were more than 7" . this is why I hate closeup pictures like this , they offer no perspective. Clever trick but a trained eye and seasoned size afficionado can see through this .

HORSE
 
ZOIG.COM - submitted amateur photo - dick cock penis hung long wii huge monster big
I was curious about his size, so I measured it on my screen.

It is twice the length and just under twice the width of the Wii remote (148x36.2mm) so:
296 X 68 mm or
11.6" X 2.85"

Did the math as well and got 11.5" x 3" at the widest part so that's pretty close.

IF it was perfectly round at that thickest point it'd be 9.6" circumference. Since that's not likely correct I'd guestimate it's about 75% of that thickness, so about 7.2" around.

Now all that being said, where's the pics or vids of him using it on a chick???
 
ZOIG.COM - submitted amateur photo - dick cock penis hung long wii huge monster big
I was curious about his size, so I measured it on my screen.

It is twice the length and just under twice the width of the Wii remote (148x36.2mm) so:
296 X 68 mm or
11.6" X 2.85"

Did the math as well and got 11.5" x 3" at the widest part so that's pretty close.

IF it was perfectly round at that thickest point it'd be 9.6" circumference. Since that's not likely correct I'd guestimate it's about 75% of that thickness, so about 7.2" around.

Now all that being said, where's the pics or vids of him using it on a chick???

Another aspect of that photo to consider is that he casts a shadow, while the remote does not, meaning that while the remote is flat upon the table, he's easily above it, turning this into a possible perspective trick. Even with that, it could still easily be over 10. He claims it's a foot long.

I don't like to scream "shopped", and if he was it's some high quality stuff and the size and shape is consistent in every angle.

The major suspect thing about the pics is this: He's never touching it. Not in any picture. Also he's been on the site for a few months now, yet only has 7 pics. (He posted 5 when he first arrived, and the last two only recently.) I think I speak for most guys on this site and that site that if we were packing anything nearly that impressive, we'd need a second hard drive to hold all the pics and videos of it we'd have taken. Why so few? Also, does anything seem off about his verification pic?

It'd be nice if he just posted a video. I'm certain there are more than a few people willing to help him out with that.

As for Vaderic, I remember seeing those pictures but with the dick smaller... make of that what you will.

If you manage to locate those, toss them our way, will you?