Who's your TV Daddy

[Clarkie]

I had a crush on Tim Allen for like three seconds, but always had a soft spot for Jon Wesley Shipp aka Mr. Leary on Dawson's Creek.

There's another TV dad that I thought was super hot, but I can't really think of him right now. If this thread doesn't die relatively soon, I'll post it when it comes to mind.

 

[Clarkie]

I always thought the Bryan Cranston the dad on Malcolm in the Middle was hot.

 

[Clarkie]

Van Someone from Surfside Six....my dream guy next door....Chuck Connors in Rifleman my daddy fixation.. Gary Cooper....John Schneider current Daddy fix.....

 

[KingBeeFour]

Paul Telfer in Days of Our Lives! He should have been on television regularly since his Hercules debut in 2004!

 

[Clarkie]

In the 50's/60's I had a serious crush on Guy Williams who played Zorro and later became the father in Lost in Space.

But my favorite whack-off fastasies usually included Cuck Conners and Johnny Crwaford (father and son on the Rifleman). A three way with them would have been satisfying. And Paul Fix (Micah, the elderly town marshall) would have been good for removing his dentures and giving long, hot "gummers." LOL!

In the late 70's/early 80's I worked for a TV production company and discovered that although Connors was a major Republican, his politics didn't prevent him from attending and hosting "lifestyle" parties. He was in his late 60's then and by the time I got myself into that particular innter circle he'd had hip replacement surgery and was pretty much out of circulation. Still, I would have gladly given Connors a good soapy sponge bath then greased him up and fucked him senseless. As to whether the rumors of him being bisexual are true, I'm sure they were probably just rumors. But the most unexpected things can happen at lifestyle parties.

Anyone out there remember the WAY homoerotic Spin and Marty series produced by Disney? Yeah, that would have been my ideal puberty-to-teen life. Slurp.

I'm such a sick old bastard. And I'm proud of it.

 

[Clarkie]

Christopher Meloni from SVU....my TV daddy for sure.

 

[Clarkie]

Along with the already mentioned Sebastian Cabot, I wanted Brian Keith-also from Family Affair. And of course Guy Williams (also listed already). Add to this, occasional interest- day to day variable-Robert Young from Father Knows Best and I so wanted Tom Bosley from Happy Days along with Dick Van Patten from Eight Is Enough-there was one episode where he was shirtless and that sold me. Even seeing old episodes of Life of Riley with William Bendix (not the Gleason ones) and I must admit I wanted to have a go at Ralph Waite who was the father on The Waltons- seeing him in the longjohns was always a treat.

 

[Clarkie]

I've always been attracted to older men. It's a pity I'm becoming one.

Anybody ever notice Don Porter? He played Sally Fields' dad on her first TV series back in the 1960s, "Gidget." Way sexy. Or maybe it's just me. ("Gidget" was before my time, but oh the joys of reruns and DVDs.)

Then there is always "the Dicks:" Dick York and Dick Sargent, both whom played the role of Darrin in "Bewitched."

More recently, how about Stephen Collins as Rev. Eric Camden on "7th Heaven?" Now that is one fine specimen. (So what if he plays a member of the clergy on "7th Heaven?" My first boyfriend was a Southern Baptist minister. I took it as a sign from God.) I first noticed Collins back when he played Sela Ward's boyfriend on "Sisters."

Speaking of Sela Ward, I would also have to confess impure thoughts concerning Billy Campbell from "Once and Again." Ditto that for Patrick Duffy in "Step by Step."

I'd also submit, for your consideration, John Forsythe. He was hot as hell on the old sitcom "Bachelor Father," and he just got sexier and sexier with each passing series, including "Dynasty" and "The Powers That Be."

This one probably is just me, but I'll admit to crushing for John Mahoney. He played Martin Crane on "Frasier," but he first caught my attention in my favorite movie, "Moonstruck."

And surely I'm not the only one to swoon over Martin Sheen in "The West Wing." Or am I?

Finally, although I don't recall any series where he played "the father," my favorite older male celebrity whom I have fantasized about since I can't even remember how far back (I turned 40 last summer, if that gives you any indication) is Lyle Waggoner. He was impossibly handsome back in his "Carol Burnett" and "Wonder Woman" days, and he has not only maintained his appeal as he's matured, but I think he's just as good looking today as he ever was. Pardon me as I heave a sigh.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]

I've always been attracted to older men. It's a pity I'm becoming one.

Anybody ever notice Don Porter? He played Sally Fields' dad on her first TV series back in the 1960s, "Gidget." Way sexy. Or maybe it's just me. ("Gidget" was before my time, but oh the joys of reruns and DVDs.)

Then there is always "the Dicks:" Dick York and Dick Sargent, both whom played the role of Darrin in "Bewitched."

More recently, how about Stephen Collins as Rev. Eric Camden on "7th Heaven?" Now that is one fine specimen. (So what if he plays a member of the clergy on "7th Heaven?" My first boyfriend was a Southern Baptist minister. I took it as a sign from God.) I first noticed Collins back when he played Sela Ward's boyfriend on "Sisters."

Speaking of Sela Ward, I would also have to confess impure thoughts concerning Billy Campbell from "Once and Again." Ditto that for Patrick Duffy in "Step by Step."

I'd also submit, for your consideration, John Forsythe. He was hot as hell on the old sitcom "Bachelor Father," and he just got sexier and sexier with each passing series, including "Dynasty" and "The Powers That Be."

This one probably is just me, but I'll admit to crushing for John Mahoney. He played Martin Crane on "Frasier," but he first caught my attention in my favorite movie, "Moonstruck."

And surely I'm not the only one to swoon over Martin Sheen in "The West Wing." Or am I?

Finally, although I don't recall any series where he played "the father," my favorite older male celebrity whom I have fantasized about since I can't even remember how far back (I turned 40 last summer, if that gives you any indication) is Lyle Waggoner. He was impossibly handsome back in his "Carol Burnett" and "Wonder Woman" days, and he has not only maintained his appeal as he's matured, but I think he's just as good looking today as he ever was. Pardon me as I heave a sigh.

Carry on.

 

[Clarkie]

Larry Hagman as Major Tony on "I Dream of Jeannie" was my step daddy and my baby's daddy was Lee Majors. And my daddy was Dirk Rambo. My granddaddy was Marlon Brando. "The daddy that touched me in the bafroom when I was liddle boi" was Bryan Cranston...I was the middle of that "Malcolm in the Middle" reversed Oreo cookie sandwich.

 

[Clarkie]

Gotnostrings: I remember white-haired Don Porter - would love to have seen him naked back then. Also, John Forsythe was indeed a stud. And John Mahoney also. How 'bout >>> Robert Mandan (Soap), Harvey Korman, Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver), Brian Keith (thanks canlaek and
northland!), Don Murray (Knots Landing), Mike Connors (Mannix), Jack Lord (Hawaii Five-O), Bob Crane, Ken Berry (Mayberry RFD & Carol Burnett Show)....the "older guys" were studs. I'm sure there are many others!

 

[Clarkie]

I almost forgot to mention:

James Brolin (Dr. Kiley on "Marcus Welby," but best known now as Mr. Streisand)

Treat Williams ("Everwood," "Brothers & Sisters")

Richard Crenna ("The Real McCoys")

Mike Minor ("Petticoat Junction")

 

[Clarkie]

Make mine Ward Cleaver (Hugh Beaumont). cute ass, beautiful lips, great hands. Very nice hairy chest-Saw that in some western where Hugh played a bad guy. Bob Crane-watched Hogan is see if I could get a glimpse of his low hanging bulge. Jim Backus had nice swinging dick and balls and hairy chest. Bob Uecker-what a body? Love to see that naked. Forrest Tucker-yike. Andy Griffith-you laugh? check out that guy's ass? Brian Keith! Lyle Wagnoer-Peter Lupus, Clayton Moore (Lone Ranger) I could do this all day.

 

[Clarkie]

Brolin on Pensocola
Will Snow on Lost World
John Ashton on Hardball
Dennis Farina on Buddy Farro- and anything else. he ALWAYS has a bulge

I'm surprised no one has mentioned my favorite, Mike Henry from Tarzan. I was too young to have a clue, but I knew I wanted to rub up against that hairy chest. I'd loved to have been his "Boy".

 

[Clarkie]

A few of my favorites (back in the day mind you):

Alan Thicke "Growing Pains"
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David Hasselhoff "Baywatch"
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Stephen Collins "7th Heaven"
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Treat Williams "Everwood"
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John Wesley Shipp "Dawson's Creek"
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Paul Johansson "One Tree Hill"
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and hot and sexy reality-tv dad:
Tom Westman "Survivor: Palau"
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[Clarkie]

I'd so do Richard Burgi (Karl Mayer) from Desperate Housewives!

 

[Clarkie]

Brian Keith ("Family Affair")
Brian Kelly ("Flipper")
Chad Everett ("Medical Center")
David Janssen ("The Fugitive")

 

[Clarkie]

George Kennedy in TICK TICK TICK the movie.he has the biggest bulge i ever seen.

 

[Clarkie]

Mad Men's Roger Sterling (played by John Slattery)... Such a womanizer, but yum!

 

[Clarkie]

Peter Faulk as Lt. Columbo

Tom Selleck as Frank Reagan on Blue Bloods

 

[Clarkie]

Peter Griffin? I jest.

Thomas Gibson as Aaron Hotchner on Criminal Minds