Why men don't wear speedos, bikinis, string bikinis or even g strings to the beach

[deleted969111]

Any resort or beach where it is remotely acceptable I'm there. Not in a speedo but in s pair of tight fitting briefs by gottex. Made on a thicker material. No see through but one hell of a bulge.

 

[deleted969111]

I used to have a pair of gottex briefs. Very!! Brief cut but made of a thick material

Given the chance I'd stroke a bit then jam my cock into them sideways. Huge bulge very obvious but not as bad as speedos. Would get lots of looks

Was at a convention at one of the Tucson resort hotels once. Younger woman was wearing a thong. I talked her in to sitting by me We did a few laps around the pool. Sadly it didn't go any further but was great entertainment

I took some pics of me in that suit but haven't found them.

 

[AdamHenry]

I used to see more men in thongs here in southern California in the 90's. Today, it's almost nonexistent. At Venice Beach, they used to hang out by the handball courts on the sand and in the less populated area away from the boardwalk south of Venice Blvd. Mostly young in-shape guys. At Alamitos Beach in Long Beach, CA I would see many guys sunbathing in thongs, past 54th street near Horny Corner. The Long Beach crowd would be almost totally shaved smooth with the smallest g-strings sometimes. I would think they were girls until I got closer. That was around 1998 or so for Long beach and 1992-93 for Venice. I remember while on a bike ride in Santa Monica in about 1993 there was a guy about 21 wearing a thong walking to his car. He was being catcalled by a group of young women. Hardly ever see any of that today. I think it's the board shorts and long basketball short revolution along with the nation's regressiveness back to the victorian era for men is the cause. In the 70's and 80's men would wear real short pants. Now if it's above the knee, you're considered a homosexual or something.

 

[jaap_stam]

More men should wear these at the beach. I like them and like seeing men who do wear them..

Spend more time in Europe. Or in SE Asia where the Eastern Europeans hang out, like in Phuket.

 

[BBB2.5]

It's all about what you feel comfortable wearing. We are all different. I do not go to he beach, but when I'm doing things outside I will wear the skimpiest bottoms I have. Bikini's, square cuts and regular short shorts. You have to feel comfortable, I personally think with your body, I would be in a bikini all the time ...Damn your hot.

 

[MisterSlave]

People wear clothes at a nude beach? LOL.. The beaches I like to visit, are clothing optional.

 

[Sundbuns]

When I was younger I usually found secluded public places at a local lake to skinny-dip. Once in a while I would hit a public beach at the same lake. Since I was used to being nude. a bikini, not necessarily made by Speedo, felt like I was wearing a lot. My favorite wasn't too stretchy and the triangle in the front just covered me while flaccid. The sides were about 1/4" wide and about 4" long. The back was a larger triangle that covered what it should. I usually let my dick hang down when I put it on so I bulged nicely. If I started getting aroused, since the bikini wasn't very stretchy, it would get pulled down and start to show the base of my shaft. Back then I thinned out my pubic hair so it matched the hair on my lower stomach and there wasn't a "line" of thicker pubic hair. Once after swimming I left the lake still just wearing the bikini and a tank top. While driving to a local store close to the beach my dick got moved around and ended up being aimed up to the left. I was barely covered by the small front when I got out of my car. While walking around the store getting something to snack on and a drink I noticed two girls staring at my bulge as I walked down the aisle toward them. I started getting a hard on and with every step it got nudged farther out of my bikini. It wasn't long before my hard dick popped completely out of my bikini. My hands were full carrying a drink and a bag of chips so I just smiled as I walked past them and up to the counter. The older woman behind the counter didn't say anything as I pulled the tank top down and tried to get my hard on contained by the too small bikini. I ended up just hooking my dick under the side but you could still see all of it as I grabbed my snacks and walked back to my car.

 

[lapdog2001]

Simple
I'd rather see this swimsuit on her:

Than on him:

 

[941413]

aesthetically, they just do nothing. a sock looks better

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Because society.

 

[970172]

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I used to see more men in thongs here in southern California in the 90's. Today, it's almost nonexistent. At Venice Beach, they used to hang out by the handball courts on the sand and in the less populated area away from the boardwalk south of Venice Blvd. Mostly young in-shape guys. At Alamitos Beach in Long Beach, CA I would see many guys sunbathing in thongs, past 54th street near Horny Corner. The Long Beach crowd would be almost totally shaved smooth with the smallest g-strings sometimes. I would think they were girls until I got closer. That was around 1998 or so for Long beach and 1992-93 for Venice. I remember while on a bike ride in Santa Monica in about 1993 there was a guy about 21 wearing a thong walking to his car. He was being catcalled by a group of young women. Hardly ever see any of that today. I think it's the board shorts and long basketball short revolution along with the nation's regressiveness back to the victorian era for men is the cause. In the 70's and 80's men would wear real short pants. Now if it's above the knee, you're considered a homosexual or something.

It's ridiculous. Clothes (on the beach and off) are tighter and smaller than ever and men are more and more covered up. It makes zero sense and is a manifestation of the bizarre relationship the U.S. has with bodies and sexuality.
Hey, I'm doing what I can to start a new revolution by wearing skinny jeans, and other form fitting clothes, and the smallest, form-revealing stuff I can get away with on the beach.
Gotta start somewhere!

 

[916416]

Simple
I'd rather see this swimsuit on her:

Than on him:

Great point

 

[twoton]

For one thing, no woman I've ever met likes to see a guy in a speedo or thong. They want to see abs and butts and chests and shoulders but not so much the penis. I know! It's crazy, isn't it?! I wish they'd get with the program.

For another thing, there's no way my wife would ever let me.

For a third thing, there's no way I'd ever want to anyway.

For a fourth thing, I show plenty enough with baggy board shorts and don't want the added discomfit of social discomfort.

 

[adam]

don't think they are guy things at the beach. Guys look more masculine and nicer in baggy shorts or swim trunks.

 

[sangheili90]

LMFAO

Well, a speedo outside of America is a pretty common thing but seeing a guy wear those other forms of "swim wear" would probably scar of me for life, rather see a guy nude than wearing that shit lol.

 

[temptotalk]

A. I don't have the body for it.

B. Ma junk would hate me for life.

C. I would feel like i had Ahmir-Khalib Thompson in a leg lock. (Not that i'm really hairy or anything but i'd feel like i were.)

4. Ma junk would really hate me for life.

Purple. Cause eww.

Tetris cube. I'm not comfortable with things being that close to the business releaser.

And world war Z. I have trouble hiding hardons with shorts so...no.

 

[smoothsailor]

i love wearing speedos and speedo-like swimwear but still only wear them were appropriate (destination resort = absolutely, on my boat = absolutely, local beach = maybe, family water park = no)

i am encouraged that, in the public places i frequent with my tiny trunks, i have seen an increase in the number of other guys wearing speedos with their wives, family, partners enjoying their company. maybe seeing me, other guys are like WTH, he's doing it, why can't I?

 

[970172]

Well, I do have the body for it and have pretty much decided to refuse to wear baggy shorts at the beach. IMO they are a total drag to swim in and wear wet. Plus, I'm resisting the really strange US thing wear women wear less and less and men cover up more. I think it looks totally bizarre to see a girl in some tiny cheeky suit and a guy in some long shorts that look like pedal pushers from the 80's. (Plus, jezus, the tan lines!)
The most I'll "cover up" is a pair of square cut shorts - then all the way down to super brief rio back. No hiding a hardon and I really have little interest in doing that either. Hey, I have a hard body, a thick cock and there it is. What's to be "hiding"?

 

[efrmtexas87]

I agree with most men in this forum good for you for having confidence wearing one but I prefer the loose hanging feeling myself unless I'm around children then I contain it in compression shorts or boxer briefs but with a small body and big penis I have it would look pretty crazy and I'm not about that life sorry.

 

[bighosenow]

I was in Miami Beach last week and saw guys wearing speedos. Not a lot but more than a few. Judging from the variety of languages being spoken they were mostly foreign visitors. The sight of a guy wearing a speedo didn't seem to raise any eyebrows.