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Gangrenous Taint is hella black metal for a band name.

Absolutely!

I think these prescription drug ads could make a good drinking game. Down a shot each time you hear the words "fatal", "death" or "life threatening"!
 
Absolutely!

I think these prescription drug ads could make a good drinking game. Down a shot each time you hear the words "fatal", "death" or "life threatening"!
I guess then we'd become the side effect: we'd all be dead within an hour from alcohol poisoning, lol. ;)

My favorite part about many of these commercials is they advise "don't take this if you are allergic". I guess we'd find out the hard way if we take it if we're allergic! :confounded:
 
Record heat or me getting older...

I was genuinely angry when the front door was opened for all the cold to get out.
 
Yeah... It's 112 degrees here at the moment.

My tits are pissed

If the air conditioning cuts out, don't fall asleep topless on a leather sofa. I say this from experience :eek:
 
If the air conditioning cuts out, don't fall asleep topless on a leather sofa. I say this from experience :eek:

Oh fuck I sleep on my stomach too. I've never had to peel my tits off leather before. My piercings would rust from the boob sweat

(Someone chubbed up reading that.. you're welcum)
 
I have not worn makeup or a bra all week. I've been hiking and camping in the North Tennessee hills for most of the week. I'm a new woman now! I haven't been camping since last August, and I could just feel myself getting soft.
 
I've posted this before, borrrrring, but I haven't worn makeup for years either..............since my little sister placed paint on my face 25 years ago for a costume party....Yay...Kisssss :).. We aint been camping for years....we are thinking more along the lines of Glamping. Talk about soft.

Ad something new, built that home 30 years ago...brickie/mason by trade then, then registered builder. Brickie because of the internal walls :). Become a tradie, you can build your own, can't do what I once did, but I think it's one of the most rewarding occupations ever. To leave behind a trail of where you have been through your life. Just take pride in whatever you do, and enjoy it.
 

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Oh fuck I sleep on my stomach too. I've never had to peel my tits off leather before. My piercings would rust from the boob sweat

(Someone chubbed up reading that.. you're welcum)
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Swab smut
 
New thread idea: Ladies, do you discuss/compare your partner's lobe sizes?
Ear lobe enlargement, ELE.

Methinks such already exists; all those who have those big holes/rings in their lobes are already doing ELE?
 
Ear lobe enlargement, ELE.

Methinks such already exists; all those who have those big holes/rings in their lobes are already doing ELE?
SLH: Small Lobe Humiliation - I want King Charles to laugh at my ears, it turns me on.

The human one or the spaniel one, whichever floats your boat...
 
OhMyGlob!!!

A mosquito tried to bite me only to hydroplane across my sweaty body, relaunching at high velocity and smashing into a near by window pane.

It died. The fucking heat is killing the mosquitoes!!!
 
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