Women's Issues Random Thoughts
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So me and my fella were randomly discussing burn wounds. He randomly informed me...
"I think burns smell like pussy".
The the intentional burns on his arm make way more sense now.
He made me a lil damp in the panties with that. Fucker.
"I think burns smell like pussy".
The the intentional burns on his arm make way more sense now.
He made me a lil damp in the panties with that. Fucker.
I got that 'Barista fudged my order but since I am a reg they gave me both for free* then I said fuck it and drank both' level of sass going on.
Like, seriously, I will fight you. Over anything.
*cuz jobs requiring human interaction suck I tipped in the cost of both drinks
Also. Jason Statham + Giant Sharks + The fucking Kraken = eternally dope!!!
The Meg duology are masterpieces of monster B-movie Saturday matinee schlock. Eat a dick with a bullshit 0% rating
Gonna destroy the self esteem of some rating destroy fuckles over on Rotten Tomatoes.
Like, seriously, I will fight you. Over anything.
*cuz jobs requiring human interaction suck I tipped in the cost of both drinks
Also. Jason Statham + Giant Sharks + The fucking Kraken = eternally dope!!!
The Meg duology are masterpieces of monster B-movie Saturday matinee schlock. Eat a dick with a bullshit 0% rating
Gonna destroy the self esteem of some rating destroy fuckles over on Rotten Tomatoes.
Is this a low key brag about your pussy game being fire?
Extinction Level Event....it eventually expands in size, begins swirling.... pulling in, consuming objects...
Expectation
Reality
Me sitting on the ottoman in my underwear mixing chili crisp into instant ramen noodles.
Reality
Me sitting on the ottoman in my underwear mixing chili crisp into instant ramen noodles.
A more accurate jingle for Temu
"Shopping in my underwear"
Assuming this isn't how billionaires shop.
"Shopping in my underwear"
Assuming this isn't how billionaires shop.
Followed by "that break after trying the stairs"
Whoooosh, that one went over my head. All I could think of was Stairway To Heaven.
Basically, cheap clothes are cheap for a reason.
If something costs 30 pence, you can be sure it's either a) produced in an extremely unethical way or b) the quality is completely and utterly shite. Usually it's both
I want to reply , but don't know how to . I have no anger , no hate , no disregard to others .
Yes I know it's a sex site , but after prostate cancer operation , things that should work , dont .
All I would require now is good conversation with a woman of my age or near it. Maybe go dancing , dinner , even take her shopping, Some one said " Brinks don't follow the hearse "
Why all the anger I see here ? Or am I wrong
Yes I know it's a sex site , but after prostate cancer operation , things that should work , dont .
All I would require now is good conversation with a woman of my age or near it. Maybe go dancing , dinner , even take her shopping, Some one said " Brinks don't follow the hearse "
Why all the anger I see here ? Or am I wrong
How will I ever be able to continue this life? A random in a thread about camel toe caught feels because they can't stop ogling crotch and my comments inspired them to ogle my gallery and deciphered by taking all the time necessary that I'm a "half breed" and have "some kind of scabies all over me".
Really tho, anyone within arms reach of the creep hopefully has mace or a taser ready. I would suggest other items but I'll leave it there.
Really tho, anyone within arms reach of the creep hopefully has mace or a taser ready. I would suggest other items but I'll leave it there.
Battle scars Juicy. Life is about battle scars. Some are self inflicted, some happen out of our control, some are borne from protecting others, some are inflicted by cunts, some are natures way of telling us we are made for a world which builds itself up, breaks itself down, and builds itself up again.
You, I, my love and billions of others have traveled this far and survived, and have the scars to prove it. All the way we are right there with every step you take.. with our very own battle scars of life.
One of the most attractive "things", for want of a better word other than things, are the battle scars in life one accumulates. There are billions out there who feel the same way. I for one think it is highly erotic you choose to show yours off.
And, thank you.
In editing, there should be a thread of life here for those to show off their battle scars. Other than the dumb ones showing circumcision scars
But yes, perfect people not permitted...of which there are none. In my book anyway. Even though, you be tongue and cheek with your post, you say some of the deepest things which tweak a rib in all of us.
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Sam and Dean often pretended to be the popo using TV/movie characters as their assumed identity.
So. Hear me out.
All seasons of the Walker reboot are actually an extended deep cover investigation by Sam Winchester. I suspect a Wendigo hunt.
So. Hear me out.
All seasons of the Walker reboot are actually an extended deep cover investigation by Sam Winchester. I suspect a Wendigo hunt.
Sounds like nothing changes here, Has the rando creep been neutered yet by the crew at the warning center?
Messing with you? One might appropriately say that a dumbass fool like that has a death wish.
Keep on being your wonderful badass self.
Guys that say hi and how great I look in my pics and how much they’d love to fuck me but when I say their dick isn’t as big as they think it is I’m immediately transformed into a dirty scabby old whore who looks like the wicked witch and they wouldn’t touch me with a 10’ pole…Huh???
Paraphrasing Gertrude Stein who would have nothing to do with a dick unless served en brochette—“A dick is a dick is a dick is a dick“—and they cum dime a dozen around here. Sounds like you need some better dicks to deal with and get a hand on. Dicks like that aren’t worth your time or the diminishing of your equanimity. As to touching you with a ten foot pole, these kind of dicks probably couldn’t come up with that length collectively with their one inch micro poles. On to better dicks, Milady @like2Feelabig1. There are good dicks with good dicks at LPSG.
Best way to respond to an unsolicited dick pic is to circle a blemish on the body (outside of the dickular area) and say "OMG, is that what I think it is? My uncle had that and he died! You need to see a doctor!"
