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Any women had trouble taking a really big banana split? My girlfriend hasn't had many before and she's only got a small mouth so she has real trouble getting the whole lot in there.
Is it too big? How do I make her take it all? Be as graphic as possible.
Don't you know anything? You just shove it in, she can take it:tongue::tongue::tongue: I mean I'm sure any woman on the internet will tell you the same thing because we are all exactly the same![]()
This is what I tell her but she doesn't want to listen. I don't know how anyone could not want a big banana split. It's pretty ungrateful of her really.
She should worship you for your huge ice cream:biggrin1: You should leave her for someone who will.
Is mine the biggest you've seen?
Would you be able to get it all in?
You can be the nuts. Waste not, want not :tongue:What a waste this thread is.
I prefer double the bananas - bigger the better. No such thing as too much banana. And don't get me started on the sauce. Tons of sauce mixed in with the ice cream just running off my chin... yum! Any woman who tells you different just isn't telling you the truth!
This is what I reckon she thinks but is too embarassed to say. Why won't she have two like you? I know she wants to but she doesn't for some reason.
Mummy used to make me peaches and ice-cream. :tongue:
Mummy used to make me peaches and ice-cream. :tongue:
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