Worst Sex Position

[Symphonic]

Hey, so I was on the internet, and realized I can't find for the life of me anything about the sex positions men hate! So, I came here; in your opinion I ask of you what is the sex position you find the most boring, worthless, or least pleasurable?

 

[Frankg]

I cant get the spoon down for shit!

 

[MickeyLee]

I cant get the spoon down for shit!

don't give up. practice makes perfect.

so sad at the lack of interest in spooning. ever so the best position for the wake up love down. :frown1:

ML

 

[Proud7]

I don't like the spoon either. And sometimes I seem to be able to get it,other times not. I dont' know why,but if you try too long and have a hard time getting the right position,it becomes a mood killer quick.

 

[Frankg]

Thats what happens. My wood gets soft trying to figure it out so i end up just turning her over to doggie or missionary.

 

[Proud7]

^ Yes,sex is very much about timing and being in the moment. Fiddling around trying to get into a position is a surefire way to put out the fire for BOTH parties....

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Missionary has to be the lamest position ever!

 

[cutedorkwho]

Given the amount of time it takes us to reach orgasm, if at all, standing is a completely unreasonable position. I would most likely die. heh

Spooing isn't the worst position, it definitely has its place. Spooning for passionate wake up loving is, as MickeyLee mentioned, heaven. I don't think I could ever cum from it though.

 

[Proud7]

Missionary,in it's various forms,is the most intimate of all positions. The most body contact,and direct eye contact. My personal favorite is doggiestyle,particularly with a larger-bottomed woman.But I love missionary as well...

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Given the amount of time it takes us to reach orgasm, if at all, standing is a completely unreasonable position. I would most likely die. heh

Spooing isn't the worst position, it definitely has its place. Spooning for passionate wake up loving is, as MickeyLee mentioned, heaven. I don't think I could ever cum from it though.

Hrm, yeah I didn't see standing as an option... but that is highly unlikely as a good position.. who wants to stand to have sex.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Missionary,in it's various forms,is the most intimate of all positions. The most body contact,and direct eye contact. My personal favorite is doggiestyle,particularly with a larger-bottomed woman.But I love missionary as well...

The title is WORST positions...

 

[BlackCock85]

I really don't like the guy on top position.....just usually ends up in grinding into my body and that doesn't feel so good.

 

[BlackCock85]

Hrm, yeah I didn't see standing as an option... but that is highly unlikely as a good position.. who wants to stand to have sex.

I love standing sex, though perhaps we're thinking of different "standing" IF I have a guy on a desk on his back at cock level and I'm standing and doing him I find that the perfect ideal position for me =) My bed tends to get a little to pillowy so I like the standing position because the floor is sturdy.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I love standing sex, though perhaps we're thinking of different "standing" IF I have a guy on a desk on his back at cock level and I'm standing and doing him I find that the perfect ideal position for me =) My bed tends to get a little to pillowy so I like the standing position because the floor is sturdy.

I was thinking.... a person against the wall and the other person holding them and standing and fucking.

 

[BlackCock85]

I was thinking.... a person against the wall and the other person holding them and standing and fucking.

Yea I thought so, that just seems like a hot mess with someone getting very hurt in the end....lol.

 

[Symphonic]

So many opinions! It's odd because the two positions I like most are the ones everyone seems to hate. - -;;

 

[Proud7]

The title is WORST positions...

Yes and I disagreed with your comment regarding missionary and offered a counter opinion.Pretty common on a message board...

 

[Notaguru2]

so sad at the lack of interest in spooning.

My personal fave. Nice to fall asleep with her while still inside...

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Yes and I disagreed with your comment regarding missionary and offered a counter opinion.Pretty common on a message board...

Quote the message then and people will know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

[Proud7]

Quote the message then and people will know what the fuck you're talking about.

Since it was the first comment about missionary beneath your own, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out I was responding to your comment. No need for the profanity either,or are you not capable of expressing yourself without it?