Your big if..

[MrRamme]

It actually is really high in a lot of places in the states. Many of the toilets in Europe/Canada are meant to conserve water so they have really small tanks, so their bowl doesn't fill up that much. US toilets often have the same size of bowl but sometimes 3+ litres of water in them.

I really think we just don't want to take our dicks for a swim every time we let Mr. Brown out the back door. First time I went to the U.S I thought someone had blocked up the U-Bend.

 

[hud01]

Still you'd need to be slightly longer for your dick to go the extra vertical distance created by your leg so even assuming a 7 inch softie which is really rare the water level would have to be 2-3 inches below the bowl unless you had really think legs or something.
I just can't believe toilet designers would build them like that beacuse when you flushed it would just overflow really easily.

actually it is the opposite. When you sit down your cock and balls go down......they are 2 or 3 inches lower than the seat

 

[bobg4400]

actually it is the opposite. When you sit down your cock and balls go down......they are 2 or 3 inches lower than the seat

Yeah I realise that now lol when i made the comment earlier I glanced down at myself to check completely failing to take into account the fact I'm sat on a normal chair so theres no convenient hole for everything to go through :redface:

Has anyone thought about writing a letter of complaint or something?:tongue:

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

if the doctor says you need to lose a few pounds and you immediatley think of getting circumcised!!

 

[houtx48]

Is it really not that obvious?

you don't think he might be being sarcastic?

 

[715636]

you don't think he might be being sarcastic?

No

 

[715636]

Yeah I realise that now lol when i made the comment earlier I glanced down at myself to check completely failing to take into account the fact I'm sat on a normal chair so theres no convenient hole for everything to go through :redface:

Has anyone thought about writing a letter of complaint or something?:tongue:

Haha I didn't mean touch the water, touching the inside of the toilet (the bowl) as it inevitably hangs down

 

[bobg4400]

Haha I didn't mean touch the water, touching the inside of the toilet (the bowl) as it inevitably hangs down

Oh you mean so it touches the bowl where it curves inward?

Does that mean you have to carefully back onto the toilet so your dick flops over the front edge of the seat instead of just sitting down normally and hitting the bowl?:tongue:

 

[D_dtw12jcn]

my dick is so big if i flush sitting down I have to climb out of the septic tank.

 

[someotherguy]

My dick is so big that I tipped over the Costa Concordia with my erection.

 

[Singaporepenis]

My dick barely hangs over the bowl when i sit down. Unfortunately, that is where the water comes out when you flush. My dick gets a cold shower everytime the autoflush triggers for no reason.

 

[Singaporepenis]

....So big, i complete a marathon before i even start

 

[manda123]

My dick is so big that it made a long-distance relationship actually viable.

 

[Krusader]

If you use the internet

 

[willow78]

.....if you have sex in the front row while sitting in the back.

 

[11ish]

toilet water is cold

 

[hud01]

toilet water is cold

and deep

 

[LargeInLife]

You're big if...

...you have an established routine with your girlfriend, when post-sex you go and get her an ice pack and 2 Advil

 

[travis7]

Yep. Some hotels my rod touches the water .
Some hotels it's better to piss n the sink with the water running.
Waking up atb3 am to take a piss and the toilet is too low.

 

[mrmiyagi]

If you can put your cock in or over your own belly..