Your Typical Answer When Asked About Your Size?

[Thonglovingmate]

“Medium and thin”...truthful and generally gets a laugh too!

 

[DiamondJoe]

"Meet me and find out."

 

[Pumpme]

My last response was "ask your roommate"

 

[Wine0]

“I’ve been refused entry a few times”

 

[Arkansas sage]

Big enough to please but not big enough to intimidate.

 

[rocketj]

When I was younger, I'd tell them the exact numbers. Nowadays, it really depends on the situation. If they're really curious, I tell them that I'm above average in length with a downward curve but average in girth.

 

[Godslittlejoke]

I tell them bring tweezers and a magnifying glass; I'll supply the flashlight and micrometer.

 

[MadCock]

33% more then the average.

 

[Scott8361]

I would likely blow it off with a statement like, "nothing special " , "nothing to write home about", or "you won't see me having a career in porn"

Or probably most accurately would be, " it's just proportional to the rest of me"

I'm near average height but built very slim, only 140lbs right now, and my cock is quite thin as well.... which sucks!

 

[Godslittlejoke]

I would likely blow it off with a statement like, "nothing special " , "nothing to write home about", or "you won't see me having a career in porn"

Or probably most accurately would be, " it's just proportional to the rest of me"

I'm near average height but built very slim, only 140lbs right now, and my cock is quite thin as well.... which sucks!

There are several things you can do to help your girth. Some find that jelqing helps and others that using a shorter but wider vacuum pump works well. There is a vacuum traction device called phallosan forte that has really worked well for me but it's really expensive ($300 + for the base unit and almost $200 more for the plus package). If you want you can message me and we can go into further detail about it. Hope this helps. Btw yours isn't bad at all.

 

[bigbucky]

it depends on who is doing the asking. I usually give a vague answer like " I was blessed." "Mother Nature was good to me." etc. I never give my exact size. if pressed, I'll say that I am 2 inches larger than average in both dimensions. then they have to know or find out what the average size is to figure my size.
once, in a bar, a woman was flirting with me, and after awhile she wanted to know how big I was. when I refused to co-operate, she start running me down, belittling me, trying to get me to tell her. an old gf (and still friend) was on my other side. she hears all this. gently pushed me back, gets in this woman's face and tells her I have a big dick. "I use to fuck him daily.". and that ended that. I wasn't interested in her anyway.

 

[Infernal]

Thicker than a drinking straw and shorter than a fire hydrant. It's my polite way of telling someone to mind their own business.

 

[Godslittlejoke]

If a woman asks I guess you could answer by saying "bigger than yours". If a man asks you could say "if it's bigger than yours, you blow me, if it's smaller than yours, you can still blow me". Lol

 

[ladukbi2820]

I usually say mines avrage tbh

 

[deleted5048271]

Just average, not had any complaints!

 

[deleted814719]

Since I've been married for more than 40 years, the topic of my size doesn't really come up. My wife seems satisfied with me and my cock seems to fill her pretty well. We ocassionally use a FunFactory wormy-style dildo which has a wider girth than me. Wife seems to enjoy that but it's not as though she's asking for that all the time and rejecting me instead.

Overall, I'd describe myself as average. 6" when fully erect.

 

[deleted972301]

I ask three questions:
Do you want to know my opinion?
Do you want to know my sexual partners opinion?
Do you want to know my actual size?

 

[Bigred12]

On the rare times I have been asked, my go to reply is “Big enough to get the job done”.

 

[6inchcock]

Ask your mom.