Anal sex and dealing with the shit

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  1. horneyoldguy

    horneyoldguy New Member

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    For the first time I fucked a guy - A buddy I was playing with, last week, asked me to fuck him so I put on a condom and obliged. Besides his complaining that I was too big and was hurting him, when I withdrew at his request I realized my condom covered cock was covered in his shit.
    Though I did enjoy having my cock in his hole I am having serious reservations about doing this a second time because of his "shitty" ass.

    Anyone else ever have this experience?
     
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  2. Sabln9A

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    He should douche/enema before being fucked. Shit really brings down the fun of it for me. I always clean out a few hours before meeting my BF and immediately before we fuck. I do it for myself too. Often, my BF needs to piss immediately afterward and sticks his dick in my mouth to piss in it. If I were not clean, I would have my own shit in my mouth which does not appeal to me--at least not at this point in my sexual evolution.
     
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    In all my years of anal sex, I've never experienced this. I have also never used a douche or an enema. Of course, I eat a healthy diet and am extremely regular, but that may be TMI. I know when it's a "good time" for anal sex and when it's a "bad time" if you know what I mean. Maybe this guy didn't listen to his body.

    My friends have experienced it, and like you horneyoldguy, they were not exactly turned on by it, although it did make for a pretty funny story. Let's face it, it's an ass. That's where feces comes from. It's not like you can ever get it sparkling clean. But like I said above, a bottom should listen to his body. I know full well when it isn't a good time to get my hole pounded, and I sure don't do it during that time.

    Also, if anyone is going to use an enema or a douche, you have to make sure that it's the right PH level. Otherwise, you can cause your body serious damage.

    One of my friends put this situation in the funniest perspective for me..

    "If you're going to play in the mud, eventually you're going to get dirty."
     
  4. colbyin30

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    Yeah, dude should've definitely used an enema to clean out first. Whenever I know that I'll be taking some dick, the first thing I do is clean out if for no other reason than good hygiene and common courtesy. Plus I know that I can fully relax and concentrate on feeling every inch and not having to worry about smell and mess.
     
  5. musclebare9

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    Gag, gag, puke cough. Nasty and foul, I am going to change from 99% straight to 100%.
     
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    Funny thing is, I saw this happen in a porno once. Guy pulled out his sheathed cock, and there were bits of poo on it. In a porno! lol

    I've never done anal sex myself. Once a bf of mine wanted to try, so I gave myself an enema before we tried it. Was all ready for him, but he was so big and I was pretty young and naive (he was too, I guess), so we backed off. Never tried it with a guy since then.
     
  7. D_Seymour_Dix

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    Same thing can happen when having anal sex with a chick fella... funny enough :d
     
  8. southernstud

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    Well, though not gay, from much discussion about butt-play on this site and from Sue Johanson: the first rule is to douche, use a fleet enema, or something to get the shit out prior to fucking. It takes all of 5 minutes, it's no biggie....fill him up, wait till it runs clean, and bam you're ready for good clean fun.
     
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    yeah but she already got hole that's meant for a cock. surprise surprise, stick your dick in an ass and get shit on it. who would of thought it was possible?
     
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    I agree with matticus.

    When I've experimented with doing anal sex to myself with fingers/toys I do not douche or use enemas mainly because it's bad for you like Matticus wrote, and I do eat a lot of fiber, eating yoghurt, staying hydrated, and spacing out meals can work too.

    I'm not even that into anal sex and while shit can be a side effect from it, there's always soap and hot water and if you want to use barriers besides condoms there are dental dams and latex gloves if you're a neat freak.

    I have friends who are way more into anal sex than I am and they have the saying:
    "It's an ass, deal with it. What do you think comes out of it? Do you react this way when you yourself go to the bathroom?"
     
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    Thanks for pointing this out, when I started anal play on my boyfriend I was always wearing latex gloves. I found it easier to lube and play not worrying about what was going to get on my hands.
     
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    Never done it but can the poster be serious?

    If you penetrate the anus and shit comes out, can you blame the anus????
     
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    This thread has turned my stomach. I don't blame you having hesitations about fucking ass again.
     
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    ur worring about sh*t. now now, str8 people do this too. tis life., but think f it this way, you know whoes body it's been through . the solution is very simply and actually feels refreshing, take a shower pipe (the one that leads up to your shower nozzel), if you've got one, then simply push it up there and blast your self , when you feel that you are filled, pay the levy. do this for 4 to 6 times (sometimes once only does it)and your clean completly, also helps to wait 10 in halfway through the cycle, then continue. next you've got to get nurished up with fresh, juicy hot throbbing cum
     
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    Yeah. Very many years ago. Before condoms. :confused: :eek:
     
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    It's why I went from 100% gay to 99%.
     
  18. scruffylookin

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    Shit Happens! LOL cant believe no one has said that line
    Seriously though, in my experience, guys that are not experienced with big cocks dont realize how deep we go and dont really clean well enough. A simple dousche isnt enough. Any guy over 8 can trigger a colon response. Sometimes I can tell right away when they have a spastic colon cause I hit too deep usually thats a game over . SO, unnless they have experience and are squeaky clean I usually pass
     
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  19. QuiteOne

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    Good point scruffylookin. If a guy is big enough, he'll penetrate the internal sphincter into the Sigmoid colon. So even if the rectum is clean, which for many people it is on it's own, once you go past the internal sphincter things can get messy unless you've thoroughly cleaned yourself out.

    Personally, as a bottom, I'm horrified at the thought of having a mess down there. It's only happened a couple of times in 25 years of sex, but when it did I was totally embarrassed. The sight and smell of poop is utterly disgusting to me. I've never understood how people can be so nonchalant about it.
     
  20. D_Myer_Dogasflees

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    showerpipe 5 times, easier, cleaner, always works 100%, don't go for the small douche