A Real Eye Opener

Since I can't sleep AGAIN, I had been attempting for the past 2 hours to take a decent pussy pic. Never ever, ever, ever will I attempt that feat again. As Simon Cowell would have said, utterly dreadful. I swear, the things I do sometimes. Outside of my former Gyne, no one has seen that fucken beast between my legs and no one else ever will. Actually there's one person that does/did have a pic and trust me, I sincerely hope that he threw that fucken thing out! Please tell me you did. Wash it, shave it, wipe it, pleasure it but hell no is anyone gunna be looking at that. And an even bigger hell no to oral. I'll give but pass on the receiving. Wouldn't want a guy to die of fright. So off I go to take a pic of my elbow, shoulder, big toe, something, anything, but not that thing between my legs. It will remain closed.