Ramblings of the Confidently Modest.
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I said I'd do one of these a day right? Yeah, I'm lazy. Get used to it.
It had been a long dry spell since my last time. My being a shy bastard far outshadowed my being a Marine now, and I was just too skittish to even approach anyone. Couple this with the fact that I was being sent to Japan...
Before I start with girl 2, I have a short, but not that interesting encounter with the girl I'll call 1.5. I was playing wingman for a friend of mine who was interested in another girl was was being dogged by 1.5. Even though I was told 1.5 had a bit of an overbite, she also had big tits. So I...
They say you never forget your first...
...and Lord knows I've tried.
Alright, the experience wasn't as harrowing as I'm making it out to be, but there was definite... faults in the relation of girl 1 and myself that really hampered the experiences.
I was 15 when I met her. The second girl I...
I thought I'd start up a regularly updated blog about all the sexual experiences I've had over the years.
To protect the names of the girls I've been with, I'll only refer to them by a number. (I.E. The first girl I had sex with will be "1" and the eighth girl will be "8".) I will also have...
...namely my ass. Most of the girls I've been with compliment me on my apparent bubble butt, (besides the other thing, of course) and a couple of them have strictly forbidden me to lose it.
I've not eaten as much lately, and been working out a bit more, so I've lost quite a bit of flab and...
One of the hardest things I have to deal with is the knowledge of domestic abuse and rape. The problem is way too prevalent in this diseased fucking world. There's a banned PSA on Youtube of a guy getting pissed off at a waitress in a restaurant for spilling his coffee and proceeding to beat her...
No, it doesn't have to be a corny pun related to my size. That's been done. Just something punchy that sounds remotely feasible as a regulr name, but still feels made up. Like some Hollywood actors names.
Mostly I'm getting kinda sick of lcrm357. That's "Lcrm" not "Icrm" (another reason I'm...
It's a video game, and it's for the Wii. That said...
What. The. Fuck?
It's been a while since I've played a game with a seriously strange ending like that and NOT been angry at it.
Ok, nerd thing over. I'll talk more about sex and stuff like that later.
Yeah, I don't get it either. I'm so into this one girl that nothing else seems to work for me. Any advance made toward me seems to have a temporary effect as best, and porn seems to have little to no effect. The only person that can make me that way now is... her. Sheesh.
It's kinda like know...
All us big guys have to hear it. We might hear it before we whip it out, by those who are curious, and maybe after when they want to know what they are dealing with...
"How big is it?"
It always seemed like a dumb question to me. I mean, they're looking at it aren't they? Why does it need a...
I'm about to go meet an old fuck-friend because she offered to pay me.
Well, I do need some money...
Most guys dream about threesomes. I'm quickly reminded if a Wanda Sykes joke in which she finds this common wish amusing
, seeing as how most men would have a hard enough time pleasing one woman in bed. "Do you really want two women in bed mad at you?"
I digress. It's what I do.
I apparently...
Why does my cock look so much bigger in a hotel mirror?
... what a great night. :)
It's odd going from a near three year dry spell two having two girls I've been often having sex with.
Like, almost daily...
They know each other and happen to be best friends, so it's cool. (I've had a few threesomes with them as well.)
What I don't understand, is why they find me so...