Aaron Thread?

Yes, but all he needs to do is roid out like the rest of the average IG gays and he'll be fine. Look at Aaron he's not exactly pretty in the face either but people love his tits
 
Yes, but all he needs to do is roid out like the rest of the average IG gays and he'll be fine. Look at Aaron he's not exactly pretty in the face either but people love his tits
Respectfully disagree. In his prime, his face was quite pretty. I can almost gaurentee that is how he won his initial primary. You know vaginas filled his bubble on their ballot secretly wishing he would fill theirs...

Poor girls. With most politicians, the chances would be remote. In Aaron's case, it was impossible.

Seriously though. His family was not immensely wealthy (though they are certainly not poor), he is not the scion of a legacy political family, he was waaaay to young to have earned his stripes with the local County political parties. He is not a gifted, charismatic orator or clever demogogue. He won the way a man like him could to win a plum Congressional seat. He went door to door, walked in parades and smiled his pearly whites, gave a slutty wink and got the vote of women my guess probably 9-1 for him.
 
Respectfully disagree. In his prime, his face was quite pretty. I can almost gaurentee that is how he won his initial primary. You know vaginas filled his bubble on their ballot secretly wishing he would fill theirs...

Poor girls. With most politicians, the chances would be remote. In Aaron's case, it was impossible.

Seriously though. His family was not immensely wealthy (though they are certainly not poor), he is not the scion of a legacy political family, he was waaaay to young to have earned his stripes with the local County political parties. He is not a gifted, charismatic orator or clever demogogue. He won the way a man like him could to win a plum Congressional seat. He went door to door, walked in parades and smiled his pearly whites, gave a slutty wink and got the vote of women my guess probably 9-1 for him.

Aaron would have gotten even more votes if he showed his tits more when he was running.
 
I found this picture on his Instagram when he spoke at that conference in Vegas. I hadn't notice before that he was wearing green pants. Seriously, this guy has the worst fashion sense of any gay man.

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Explains sharing those hotel pics. XD
 
Naive and Aaron are not compatible concepts. Gurl is a massive, filthy-ass ho and knows EXACTLY what he is doing.

I am honestly convinced he is the ringleader/fixer in a huge network that gets the hottest, most shameless gays hooked up with the oldest and richest gays across the world. I bet he was given a few names in DC (all the gay Republicans in DC knew Aaron was gay and he did not even try to hide it, even after his Men's Health shoot, if they knew so did the all Beltway gays and their rich friends), he took them up on it and well...here we are.
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What is the point of this thread?
Anymore, pretty much a bunch of jealous queens bashing on Aaron Schock and tracking his every move to find out where (and with whom) he is spending his time.

Previously it was to share out photos and videos, but everyone's seen everything so, this is what it has become.
 
Anymore, pretty much a bunch of jealous queens bashing on Aaron Schock and tracking his every move to find out where (and with whom) he is spending his time.

Previously it was to share out photos and videos, but everyone's seen everything so, this is what it has become.
Well, in all fairness he is still fairly hot and continues to be a slut and hangs around with even bigger, hotter sluts, so there is a much higher chance that notices from this thread will include nude pics and vids. But yah...for most it is a snarkfest.